kill time

The act of pressing the snooze button on your alarm clock. (The first time it goes off)

Teacher: Why are you late, Jacob?
Jacob: I was having a dream about some hot bitch and then my alarm went off. What did I do? I killed time.
Teacher: How do you manage to "Kill Time," Jacob?
Jacob: Stupid Bitch.

by Tedu53 January 16, 2009

Cat Killing

Cat Killing is when you masturbate using any form necissary. i.e. jacking off. otherwise an art of fantistic form. Derived from the phrase, "Every time you Masturbate God kills a kitten"

Dude, last night I killed a cat using this website, you should check it out.

by clanvulton September 29, 2005

Spawn Kills

When you are a high school senior, and you bang a grade freshman

"yo do hear about Owen?"
"yeah yo i heard he got 10 spawn kills"

by Eroc Ticcson March 6, 2018

killing stalking

Is manhwa thats involves gay sex, death, torture, and has an amazing plot. Sangwoo is definetly THE HOLY SENPAI. <3

"A-I read Killing Stalking!
B-Omg thats gross!''

by NicoNicoPana January 5, 2017

Glamour Kills

Extremely well mannered young lady, who respects the principles of life and is just pleasant to be around. Glamour Kills is a natural love of the true beauty in people, to sums things up you would never find Glamour Kills in the revolon section at Walmart for obvious reasons. She likes to spend her spare time by helping resolve the problems of others and has never made someone else's problem her own. She's a wholesome human being and I would love to be best friends forever with her. She is my little ray of sunshine!

"Who are you gonna go to Apple Bee's with Glamour Kills. If you aren't to busy I say me you and James go crash that shit, that'd be epic"

by Bad ass mo fucker (BAMF) October 7, 2008

Boner kill

The act of denying three friends a chance to see DJ Tiesto live, and syphoning 3 days out of Barcelona activities.

Brian is a boner kill.
The trip that Brian planned was a boner kill.
Due to the acts of Brians planning, many boners were killed.
Boner kill.

by Keith Hamold July 10, 2010

Kill Goblin

An individual with an extraordinary skill to steal kills, or points, from friends and teammates in video games and activities; most times it is unintentional.

Thomas- GOD DAMN IT, Nick stole another one of my fucking kills. That is like the 5th time this round. Fucking kill goblin!

Snow- WHAT THE FUCK, he just stole my kill then shot me in the head, what a cool guy who smells nice and is way funnier than me... always.

by Setton September 13, 2011