Awww Shit!

An expression used when something really bad happens, or really good happens.

Tom: "Dude i just won 1 million dollars worth of porn!"
Brad: "Awww Shit!"

Bob: "Sorry Ted.... but i crashed your car."
Ted: "Aww SHIT!"

by Anthony Almonte October 8, 2009

Shitting for the cycle

The act of defecating, smoking (preferably weed), drinking a beer, and jacking off, all in one bathroom break. Even better when done at work, on the clock.

Bill: "Dude, you were gone for like 7 and a half minutes, what gives?"

Ted: "Dude chill, I was shitting for the cycle, and still getting paid $6.50 per hour!!!"

Bill: "How do you feel"

Ted: "Super awesome dude!!!!

by Pskawt81 January 24, 2011

shit raped

Excreting a log large enough to feel like your ass hole has just been raped.

See the guy waddling out of the bathroom, he must have just been shit raped.

by Jonn & Ken December 10, 2006

shit on ice

A good thing

This party's gonna be shit on ice

by flippityjibbits June 2, 2017

Planet Shitness

A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones

When I get off work I alternate between running on the treadmill and weights at Planet Shitness

by D Flawless December 7, 2019

like shit

means alot of what you say before "like shit"
usually used after a noun or adjetive. Used in the DMV

"damn that girl is ugly like shit"

"he ate that whole burger, he fat like shit"

"he was at tha party knockin ppl out, he kimbo like shit"

by bert r December 17, 2008

shot to shit

falling to pieces or in a state of disrepair; no longer functional; broken

Joe: "man, my car's so overdue for a service, it's spewin' out black smoke and makes all kinda noises when I start 'er up!"

Jane: "overdue for a service? Joe, that car of yours is overdue for the scrap heap... it's shot to shit!"

by Col & Ebs May 20, 2010