poop caboose

the white person term for the butt, arse, or asshole of a human.
the end of a human body.

Jill: I'm ready for it Phil!
Phil: Alrighty...but bite on a pillow, I'm gonna put it in the poop caboose!
Jill: Oh shit...

by pooplo August 13, 2016

poop net

(noun) the loose portion of jeans dangling below the butt-region; typically found on those people with wide, flat asses who are unable to properly fill-out their jeans

Due to her Irish-ass and unwashed jeans, Sam had a bad case of poop net in her Levis.

by front porch April 9, 2007

stewin' poop

Phrase used to define intestinal gurgling and rumblings. Often followed by a propt trip to the toilet to unload said "stew".

Damn Homie...I've been stewin' poop all day. Where's your bathroom?

by Tuna810 August 10, 2010

Poop Thong

Poop Thong is when a girl (or guy) gets poop stains on their thong as a result of either:

a) Not wiping well enough after defecation
b) Uncontrollable explosive diarrhea
c) Anal seepage

"Yo, I heard that girl Brandi Endbare had a poop thong. It was stankier than 2 homeless mothafuckaz playin' golf on a school night, ya feel me?"

"Yeah...yeah I feel ya dawg, like a threesome between a giraffe, a hippogriff, and Ted Danson."

"Exactly mah dude, like the sickest mothafuckin' thing you ever saw. I'm talkin' sicker than a vag degreased Betty White on peyote"

"Yeah man that be some fucked up shit, thinkin' about it just makes me wanna shit a beehive"

"Better that than a poop thong. Did I tell you about that girl Brandi Endbare?"

by PoonStabba and the PussPatrol November 4, 2012

poop insurance

When your pretty sure it's just a fart, but you're gonna push that thing out with some force, so you sit down on the toilet just in case some poop's gonna follow

Guy 1: Hold on, i need to change my pants
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I decided to go without poop insurance and ended up shitting my pants

by fauxphantom1 November 22, 2011

das poop

Stupid German way of saying “Oh Shit Thats Poop

*Crahses into manure truck* “DAS POOP!!!”

by 😂Wes8761😂 October 18, 2017

Poop bank

The material you read while pooping

I had an incredible poop today and used up all the material in my poop bank

by Dfdf June 10, 2019