Similar to a BOSTON PANCAKE but made by someone suffering from hemorrhoid such as to give it an orange hue colour (brown plus red).
I'm Sarah and I give you permission to defacate on me but I hope your boston pancake doesn't turn into a dutch cake!
by eXXXcalibra January 8, 2011
Get the Dutch cakemug. When two or men engaged in a sexual activity that involves a guy gripping his own penis and the partner takes the other mans arm and moves it in a masterbating motion.
Me and rob were doing the dutch fiddler last night when my mom walked in on us. I had my own dick and he was moving my arm so fast it was amazing.
by heybabeswazzup November 27, 2010
Get the Dutch fiddlermug. When performing oral sex on a male you "goose" their anus with your pinky repeatedly, but never fully penetrating the anus.
by Nasty Nancy January 25, 2014
Get the dutch goosemug. Example 1.
Guy 1: Man, my girlfiend is so mad at me. What do I do?
Guy 2: Just give her the Dutch Foot and she'll never be mad again.
Guy 1: Of course, what was I thinking?
Example 2.
Guy 1: I like to soak my Dutch Foot in warm water for about 5 minutes before I use it.
Guy 2: I usually refrigerate my Dutch Foot before use.
Example 3.
Wow, my girlfiend really knows how to handle the Dutch Foot. She put it in her ear last night... Mindblowing.
Guy 1: Man, my girlfiend is so mad at me. What do I do?
Guy 2: Just give her the Dutch Foot and she'll never be mad again.
Guy 1: Of course, what was I thinking?
Example 2.
Guy 1: I like to soak my Dutch Foot in warm water for about 5 minutes before I use it.
Guy 2: I usually refrigerate my Dutch Foot before use.
Example 3.
Wow, my girlfiend really knows how to handle the Dutch Foot. She put it in her ear last night... Mindblowing.
by The Dutchfootinator. December 11, 2012
Get the The Dutch Footmug. 1. Somebody or something that forces itself upon you even though you don't want it there, and does outrageous things to impress you but you really don't want them/it there. Usually used to describe people who invite themselves over even though you aren't even friends with them.
1. Dude 1: Man, that Peter Bear guy invited himself over to our party, but nobody actually ever talks to him or hangs out with him. Then he did all this crazy stuff and totally killed the mood.
Dude 2: Man, he is so Dutch Snow.
2. Asshole: Hey man, how about tomorrow I come over to your party, you better get some extra breezers for me!
You: Don't be so Dutch snow man. GTFO.
Dude 2: Man, he is so Dutch Snow.
2. Asshole: Hey man, how about tomorrow I come over to your party, you better get some extra breezers for me!
You: Don't be so Dutch snow man. GTFO.
by EurAzNPersuAZN December 26, 2010
Get the Dutch snowmug. In short a dutch tulip is when someone has a rectal prolapse.
The long version...
The history of the dutch tulip mimics a common scenario faced by a woman and her butthole when in a relationship with a man. In the early 1600's(early part of the relationship) the tulip(butthole) experiences a tulip mania(the guy wants her butthole) for reasons unknown(for reasons unknown) and everyone buys tulips(they try anal) then the price of the Dutch Tulip goes really high(they start sticking all kinds of things in her butthole). Not long after the price of the tulip goes to astronomical heights(think butthole fisting) the price floor of the tulip collapses(the rectal prolapse occurs) ruining many dutch investors(her butt hurts and she gets dumped).
The long version...
The history of the dutch tulip mimics a common scenario faced by a woman and her butthole when in a relationship with a man. In the early 1600's(early part of the relationship) the tulip(butthole) experiences a tulip mania(the guy wants her butthole) for reasons unknown(for reasons unknown) and everyone buys tulips(they try anal) then the price of the Dutch Tulip goes really high(they start sticking all kinds of things in her butthole). Not long after the price of the tulip goes to astronomical heights(think butthole fisting) the price floor of the tulip collapses(the rectal prolapse occurs) ruining many dutch investors(her butt hurts and she gets dumped).
by bradgnar September 7, 2016
Get the dutch tulipmug. When a woman places one rubber hand with the elbowpart into her vagina, untill only the flat hand is sticking out of her birthchannel. Then the man tries to shake the flat hand on a firm manner, giving the slotanimal a pleasant and rough sensation in her slot.
Lindsay asked Bob to introduce himself to her. Then he gave her a Dutch handshake, which led to a juicy zenith.
by Bitterballo June 28, 2014
Get the Dutch handshakemug.