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Idiot

When your dad feels sick and goes and gets tested for covid and you think its a good idea to hang out with your friends maskless at the same time. He comes back positive and all your friends are now exposed.
That fucking idiot didn't tell us his dad at covid and then hung out with us.
by designateduno April 22, 2021
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Idiot

no IQ: idiot
no life
no brain cells
by casaNation January 7, 2022
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Dumb idiot bum

Me : I failed science class
My friend : you dumb idiot bum
by Yeah but it is y February 2, 2019
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little idiot box

A name millenials give to anyone who even thinks about using a cell phone
Hey! But down the little idiot box or I'm taking it to the front office!
by conjuguemos October 26, 2019
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Beautiful Idiot

When your spouse is normally a well spoken person, but says some astronomically dumb shit AND tries to argue their point when you clearly have all the information.
Wife: so Hawaii is where WW2 starts?
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by beautiful idiot.
by TravWilly August 1, 2020
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Bi-idiot

Someone who voted for Biden, typically believes that Biden is anti-racist despite all evidence pointing otherwise. Really only voted for Biden because "orange man bad". At most only knows 1 of Biden's policies.
Them: "I don't care if Joe made history for having the most executive orders in his first week. And I don't care that thousands and thousands of people lost their jobs because of him! Orange man bad! Dictator good!"

Any rational person: "You are just a Bi-idiot."
by Nevervoteblue February 19, 2021
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Captain Idiot

the definition of captain idiot is when you see Lex Luthor or Donald trump
hey loo its captain idiot
by Walking Lie August 4, 2021
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