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Hitler Moment

Condemnation of a race, religion or group of people while in a bad mood or fit of rage while shortly after having clarity and realising that you are being a Hitler
John smashes at the keyboard of his phone wishing his antagonisers a firey death after a heated debated online. John slams his phone down on the table. Heart pounding.
“Oh damn that got way too hetaed. I probably should delete that comment about wishing all trolls would die in a fiery plane crash. That turned into a real Hitler Moment Jeeze.”

Coined for Mommy Jeans YMH episode 705
By: OG_Mysterybox007
by Mysterybox007 April 29, 2023
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Hitler's hatler

Hitler's hatler is a top hatler that can also be used as a fleshlight u can also store stuff in it hitler used it once as a weopon because one of his soldiers walked in on him when hitler was useing the hatler fleshlight.
hitler's hatler was used to store his army
by ECH0_B0T September 4, 2016
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The Hitler Theorem

The Hitler Theorem is in relation to how a stimulus affects you negatively day by day more than Adolf Hitler does. If something affects you worse than Adolf Hitler, then The Hitler Theorem can prove objectively that the stimulus is worse than Adolf Hitler.
"I'm tired of all this work my teacher is assigning me! It annoys me more than Adolf Hitler does, therefore according to The Hitler Theorem this homework is worse than Adolf Hitler!"
by Theoremist November 22, 2023
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Social Hitler

Using a minority cause to bully around others. Such people might look like nice, helping people fighting for a just cause but their true intentions become annoyingly clear when they get a little power. In their view they can now tell everybody what to say, feel and think because initially there was a good reason.
Rando: Hey let's go to this club and have some fun!
Social Hitler: You are so egoistic and only concerned about your fun! Do you even respect women at all?

Please pick up that trash on the ground here and buy me drink to calm down over this insult to someone else i pretend to care about!
by msh42 December 19, 2022
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Good Hitler

Noun: foreplay game traditionally played by gay couples where one man places chocolate syrup on his upper lip then proceeds to eat out their partner. This continues until the mustache and “field of play” has been completely licked clean. The game concludes leaving a cleanly shaven hitler and partner.
Straight Kevin: Gay Dave, me and the wife seem to have lost our spark. What do you and Gay Kevin do on Wednesdays to spice things up?

Gay Dave: Lately we have really enjoyed giving each other a good hitler for almost minutes at a time! Feels soooo good!
by Gayer-Tobias February 19, 2022
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Hitler

A very good man, he restored Germany and made it powerful. What he did was amazing and great. His sexy mustache makes me wanna suck his cock. Sadly, he killed himself when the russian assholes were in Germany. he will always be remembered for his remarkable actions. he also had a place of paradise called Auschwitz.
by I_Got_Devil_Horns October 31, 2022
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Cervix Hitler

A man whose fragile ego disintegrates upon hearing that a woman he loved experienced an intimate encounter with an extraordinarily well-endowed ex-partner—one so physically impactful that it allegedly "hit" and opened her cervix. Overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, he reacts by adopting authoritarian, hyper-misogynistic ideologies, imposing radical sexist restrictions in a desperate attempt to reassert control over women, their bodies, and his own wounded pride.

Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
"After finding out his ex-wife dated an NBA player, Steve went full Cervix Hitler and started posting manifestos about banning yoga pants."

"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."

"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
by Oiphaisles November 28, 2024
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