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The Hickey Dickey

The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)

Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.

You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about

You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020
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The Hickey Dickey

The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)

Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.

You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about

You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020
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bong hickey

A smoke-burn on your mask after you hit a bowl through
WALLHUGGER: YOU HITTIN THAT MF HIT THRU THA MF mASK!!!!!!
gONZO: oh shit dawg!!! My mask has a bong hickey now!
WALLHUGGER: bro what......tf?
*mask gets a burn mark where the bowl is sucked from*
by jumglejuimce December 14, 2020
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Animated_Hacks

That one guy who thinks he hacks and searches on google "how to hack"
:o look at that guy woah hes cool

step bro you don't know him hes Animated_Hacks
by Animated_Hacks January 1, 2021
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national hickey day

june 27th is national hickey day so cover whoever you wish in hickeys
“today is national hickey day so i’m going to cover my girl in hickeys
by lol3214 June 27, 2021
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Life Hacks

such a dumb trend from like 2009 or something fuck it
"life hacks are dumb bruh"
by derpylemon June 28, 2021
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covid hickey

a thing moms say when hugging their daughters and seeing their neck....during covid. duh.
"is that a covid hickey???"
by zackie salmon August 7, 2021
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