I have to go

what you say when you are hanging out/talking with someone and they're pissing you off so much that you need to leave or you will slit their throat

"So i was all like hashtagNOPE and then he was all like..."
"Sorry, Tracy, I have to go."

by personnumber13 November 22, 2014

Haverford Dances

A dance where almost anyone can get in. But watch out, you MUST wear lacoste, le tigre or a 2" mini skirt to get in! JcPenny will just not do it there. This dance includes trashy sluts from baldwin, episcopal, and agnes irwin that will do anything to get a piece of haverfordor episcopal if their REALLY desperate ass. It also has the average Haverford asshole boys that will dance with any girl that will make out with them or "grind" with them. Be careful, virginity is NOT acceptable...it's most likely taken from you there.

I went to the Haverford Dance last night and totally grinded with this chick that I thought was hot at first, but reaized she was my cousin...

by Srarocksyoursocks April 16, 2005

You have no eyes

A phrase of unknown and endless power, if used properly, it could, say... end war, solve world hunger... you catch my drift.
To be used to end an argument, or as a jovial greeting.

WARNING:

-If repeated too often, family and friends could disown you.
-Blind people don't appreciate this phrase

Variations and applications:
-You've got no eyes!
-Looks like somebody doesn't have any eyes!
-Look at that... Oh sorry, you have no eyes!
-Why don't you grow a pair... of eyes!

Steve: You're so fat!
Fat guy in denial: Well... You have no eyes!
Steve: Ouch...

by TentCrew August 9, 2010

You have a purdy mouth

When some hillbilly hits on you, the most favoured line they are to use on you is "You have a perdy mouth.", which means "You have a pretty mouth." after the compliment, there tends to be some drooling by said hillbilly along with an obnoxious wink and a YEHAW!

Z: oh hey thur' darling, breezin on thru on mah part of town? Wooooyi!

J: Yes, I'm from Toronto. Can you point me towards the direction of the nearest igloo?

Z: ..............

J: ......... um i sai-

Z: You have a purdy mouth.

J: ...

Z: Can I haff a picture of yer feet?

** J peppersprays Z**

by typomonster November 3, 2010

Havertown

A city in located in suburban Philadelphia in Haverford Township, Delaware County. It has the privilege of being surrounded on three sides by the affluent towns of Broomall, Ardmore, and Haverford and the curse of butting up against Upper Darby on the fourth. The school district is excellent, and the neighborhoods are safe. The Main Line is a stone's throw away, which gives you access to all it has to offer: schools, first-class shopping, bike trails, etc. On the down side, Havertown is full of soccer moms who won't think twice about blocking the aisle in Super Fresh and refusing to let you pass, cutting you off in traffic, or stealing your primo parking spot at the Manoa Shopping Center. Their husbands are terrors, too, who will try to run you down at crosswalks with their Beamers and get mouthy if you hold up the line at the bank or the supermarket. Havertown kids are loud and rude and think they're gangsta when they're not. The cops are lazy but have plenty of energy to secret themselves in the dark recesses of the Swell Bubble Gum parking lot every Saturday night in the hope of nailing speeders. Havertown has lots of Havertrash, people who had to settle for Havertown because they couldn't quite afford that McMansion on the Main Line; as a result, their attitudes are foul and they take their disappointment out on those around them.

We moved to Havertown because the Main Line was too expensive.

by Slovakchick December 14, 2010

Grand Haven

where u find all the dumb vactioners that don't know how to drive

look there is another vactioner going the wrong way on a one way street

by blondy September 6, 2005

Have-a-Go Hero

An ordinary person who does something heroic.

The mugger was apprehended by a have-a-go hero making a citizens arrest.

by Blarneyman February 23, 2009