Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”

Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.

by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022

Weapons hold

An order that tells soldiers to only open fire when attacked or on command

The sergeant ordered his men to go weapons hold

by CommanderChase July 8, 2019

holding up 4s

mean you are madly inlove with Nariyah or you just one lonely person

guy1:omg did u see him holding up the 4s
guy2:yea he either madly inlove

with nariyah or he hella lonely

holding up 4s means your hella lonely or ur inlove wit nariyah

by miss.stealyaman April 23, 2022

Hold the ramen

"Hold the ramen" is a sexual move where the male boils up 2 packs of top ramen, cools it down a little bit and pours it over his girl's ass and proceeds to eat it out.

It's important that the ramen cools down a little before pouring it over your girl because else the amazing taste of the boiling hot ramen will ruin the taste of your girl's ass.

Bruh yesterday me and my girl held the ramen hold the ramen

by Ramenslut September 25, 2017

holding the long stick

Whoever holds the long stick is undoubtedly gay, if their name is Sean and they hold the long stick their levels of gay increase x100 fold.

Sean is holding the long stick and he can’t let go it is a ride he will stay on his whole life.

by Shernmerstern September 28, 2023

Everyone Bourne <`~`Pendulum`~`Hold`~`Your`~`Colour`~`> In <.1.9.4.6.> Is a Rapist Hellbent On ABusing THe Word "'Mneumonic'"

Everyone Bourne <`~`Pendulum`~`Hold`~`Your`~`Colour`~`> In <.1.9.4.6.> Is a Rapist Hellbent On ABusing THe Word "'Mneumonic'"

Everyone Bourne <`~`Pendulum`~`Hold`~`Your`~`Colour`~`> In <.1.9.4.6.> Is a Rapist Hellbent On ABusing THe Word "'Mneumonic'"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

Cheese Hold Challenge

The Cheese Hold Challenge is a challenge where someone puts cheese in their butt and then someone takes it and holds it.

Jhon " Want to do the cheese hold Challenge"
Bob"First have to put the cheese in someone's butt then hold it nasty.

by Crackersak June 15, 2018