gold miner

Anyone who has an interest in dating East Asians

Guy 1: Dude, check them out! I just found a gold mine!
Guy 2: You're into Asian girls...?
Guy 1: Yeah man. They're hott.
Guy 2: You're such a gold miner...
Guy 3: What's wrong with Asian girls? They're the best.
Guy 2: Nothing. I'm just not attracted to them.
Guy 4: I can't believe you're not interested in Asians.
Guy 2: What the crap?! Is this a gold rush???

by Scotty Shaw March 4, 2008

solid gold

Excellent, indispensable.

Solid gold is heavier than hollow gold, or hollow gold stuffed with paper.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Triple Gold

Triple Gold is mixture of 1/3 Bud Light, 1/3 Miller Light, and 1/3 Coors Light. It's known for being the drink of choice on hot days or at sporting events as it leaves behind no light beer after taste.

"Nothing would be more crisp and refreshing than a Triple Gold on the 4th of July."

by BeerHistory Prof March 26, 2009

golden retriever boy

A white boy with shaggy blonde hair that both looks like and has the personality of a golden retriever.

Friend 1: Dude, Jack is so fine!
Friend 2: He’s such a golden retriever boy though!

by TheColdFreek September 28, 2020

Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin

While taking a poop, the girl sits on the boy receiving the clown penis. She pees on him, while he sits on the toilet, receiving a hand job. He proceeds to finish pooping throughout the ordeal.

Bob was in the mood, but also really needed to use the restroom. Suzy, being the dutiful girlfriend, came along and gave him the Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin. What a gal!

by isabelyarg January 28, 2008

Golden Doorknob

gold-en door-knob(gohl-duhn dawr-nob)

-verb

The act of fisting your partner during sexual relations; when the hand is in the fist postion and fully inserted in the rectum, it is turned clockwise 90 degrees the way one turns a doorknob

After we saw Twighlight, my ex-boyfriend gave me the golden doorknob. I was thinking about vampires the entire time!

by MyExRex December 31, 2009

goolden ronald mc donald

Golden Ronald MC Donald is a god around men so if you see him bow.

Hi Ronald "bows"
'goolden ronald mc donald is satan in a can'

by Jonithin wise the 3rd October 22, 2020