by Jordan + messi = Goat March 25, 2021
Scabs on the genitals or face caused by any variety of STDs.
Also scabs from smoking Meth or Crack Respectively.
Also scabs from smoking Meth or Crack Respectively.
by Narumatt January 06, 2011
having male genitalia that is larger than normal, or f*cking huge! Derived from a huge dildo that is so large it doesn't look real.
Your Mom always tells me I'm a plastic goat and fill her up like no other man can.
I gave her a wet seal with my plastic goat and almost broke her neck.
I gave her a wet seal with my plastic goat and almost broke her neck.
by Joe is hoe in Spanish June 03, 2005
n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."
by FSRueful February 13, 2019
When you're caught with you're pants down for X reason and a goat tries to bang you.
specific scenario for the term "goated"
specific scenario for the term "goated"
person1: dude, did you hear wat happened to allen?
person2: no, what?
person1: he went to go pee in some bushes and got a
goat-rundown.
person2: no way! rotflmij8ywtrh!
Allen: shut up.
person2: no, what?
person1: he went to go pee in some bushes and got a
goat-rundown.
person2: no way! rotflmij8ywtrh!
Allen: shut up.
by AngelCalifornia October 23, 2006
A comment or behaviour that indicates the person responsible would get a brain size rating below goat in the Facebook/iPhone app, Who Has The Biggest Brain?
You totally sounded below goat when you were arguing with that chick about climate change before.
George Bush was definitely below goat.
George Bush was definitely below goat.
by abovegoat December 14, 2009
"Damn he has a goat penis.
by goat penis December 28, 2016