Goat Head

Sneakily getting another person to see, view, or glance at your testicles in order to gain the right of punching them in the shoulder as hard as possible.

You got goat headed! *Punches victim in shoulder*

by Breezylee October 22, 2020

Scape goat

Someone who runs away from everything and blames it on someone else or something

Claudio Tolomeo is a scape goat
Goat as in the greatest of all time escape goats

by Crab trap June 20, 2022

plastic goat

having male genitalia that is larger than normal, or f*cking huge! Derived from a huge dildo that is so large it doesn't look real.

Your Mom always tells me I'm a plastic goat and fill her up like no other man can.
I gave her a wet seal with my plastic goat and almost broke her neck.

by Joe is hoe in Spanish June 03, 2005

Fainting Goat

n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."

The fainting goat dropped to the ground when the horse in the adjacent stall bucked at the wall.

by FSRueful February 13, 2019

Goat Crawl

to crawl on your knees and one arm because the other arm is holding something, like maybe a gun.

I goat crawled my way up to a hill to get a good view of some pigs down below.

by Hunter3001 July 30, 2008

feltch a goat

An insult meaning "go have sex with a goat, then extract your seminal fluids with a straw. "

Brad says to Chad: "I fucked your mom last night!"

Chad says: "Go feltch a goat!"

Redneck kerfuffle ensues.

by Wordupyo! February 09, 2015

goat-rundown

When you're caught with you're pants down for X reason and a goat tries to bang you.

specific scenario for the term "goated"

person1: dude, did you hear wat happened to allen?

person2: no, what?

person1: he went to go pee in some bushes and got a
goat-rundown.

person2: no way! rotflmij8ywtrh!

Allen: shut up.

by AngelCalifornia October 23, 2006