ghettonized

TO be ghetto in a fashion, to be pimped out beyond possible belief.

Man, that thurr car is ghettonized. Daaaammmmnnnn, check out teh rim on that thang!

by DIllon "Ghetto" Giroux August 14, 2006

Ghetto Telemetry

When you are at the ER and you need to admit a patient to a ward with telemetry surveilance but there just isnt one availiable, you resort to ghetto telemetry: POX-meter and the patient hooked up to the ECG with the nurse ready to print a snapshot every time the heartrate drops below a threshhold with 0.5ml atropine ready at hand.

Doc!! the all the heart telemetry monitors are in use, what do we do?! calm down! Hook him up to a Ghetto Telemetry!

by Dorre August 26, 2007

ghetto hoochery

the noun form of acting like a skanky ass hoe. Most commonly used in situations of moderate to substantial sass.

Mary Beth doesn't watch Oprah anymore because she feels that Oprah has brought the ghetto hoochery to a level she's just not comfortable with.

by L'Hondre May 20, 2008

Ghetto Garzone

When a dumb blonde tries to act gangster and ghetto by listening to rap.

Yo my ex-wife Laura is now being a Ghetto Garzone after she remarried a black man named Jamal.

by Fyzz April 9, 2009

ghetto sick

a term used to define super cool or awesome. its a combination of the word sick(cool) and ghetto is just put in front of the word to make it sound rad

jasmine: hey jc did you see the white honda mini-van with the automatic sliding doors

jasmine: yea boii those doors are ghetto sick.

by dina-boi March 8, 2009

ghetto tints

when your car windows get shot out, and you replace them with garbage bags

"javon got the windows shot out of robbs mountaineer, so robb had to put in some ghetto tints for the time being"

by cray36 March 27, 2009

Ghetto Handsfree

It is when you see a person from the ghetto who puts their cellphones between the bandanna, headband or hijab and their ears, so they don't have to hold the cellphone with their hands, but cannot afford a regular headset/handsfree.

Look at that chick dawg, she has a ghetto handsfree.

by Osiris_god December 1, 2009