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If your girlfriend has...

...a scar on her right eye.
One golden left eye.
Has black hair.
Is pale as can fucking be.
and has nice breasts and a good 2 inch cleavage...
That's not your girlfriend
Thats my fucking wife... Marigold.
Jules: Hey dad look, I'm lesbian!
Me: THATS A SIN! GIVE ME THAT OR ELSE GOD WILL FUCKING SEND YOU TO HELL!
Me: Oh, some nice tits.

Wait... If your girlfriend has...
WAIT THAT'S YOUR MOM
Jules: Lgbtqia+
Me: The I stands for incest...

Jules: DAD WAIT...
Me: *Strips her*
Jules: Oh daddy please no oh my god not again daddy wait hol o- OOoOoOoooOhhhh. AhhhhhHaAAA Oh daddy harder ohhhh. Stick- OooooOOOOooOaaaaahHH

Me: *cums*
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 31, 2022
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Closet Girlfriend

The girl at work that everyone rumors you with. The girl you are with when your wife thinks you are somewhere else doing work. The girl you spend what little free time you have with. The Hershey Pie from Burger King puts her in the best mood just cause it's so good!
John and his closet girlfriend had fun at the bar playing music on the jukebox while sipping an alcoholic beverage.
by Tabithaz February 15, 2010
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Secret Girlfriend

The girl who is rely your gf and not anyone else no matter what and cant not be changed no matter what
dude1: im dating this girl kodi dude: no way bitch shes my secret girlfriend hands offf rofl copter
by acdc117 April 16, 2010
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Girlfriend

Me: I want a girl
Girlfriend: ur mine u sexy bitch ha no imma true and pure liar
by Blah blah blah girl June 17, 2020
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military girlfriend

The most amazing, beautiful, and loyal girls in the world. They stay with you even if you tell them they will be serving. They pray everyday for you to be okay.
My military girlfriend is the best girlfriend ever she would never cheat on me.
by dictionary.queen October 23, 2017
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Platonic Girlsfriends Go Brr!

When you are a girl and you find another girl that is literally your friend soulmate and you both get so excited about something that you literally vibrate with joy
A: I have an idea..
B: Omg yes!
A+B Platonic Girlsfriends Go Brr!
by Flying_on_arokette_ship July 20, 2021
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girlfriend in a box

Refers to a secret online relationship that someone has with a girl on a social networking site(like Facebook) Usually the guy has many girls that he converses with and likes to be "officially" single but enjoys the conversation with a 1 or a few special girls. The girlfriend in a box is kept entertained by long and frequent conversations in a chat box forum while the others are openly flirtting on the Home page and wall of the guy.

In real Life: it refers to a girlfriend that a guy keeps as a convienence. when he is too busy; he likes to think he can just put her away in the closet like a toy in a box and take her out when he is bored or has nothing better to do.
Him: "Baby Girl, U know I love you. No 1 owns me until I say so. U C my status right? single. It don't have to be complicated. we R good here in the chat."

Her: "I guess i'll be your girlfriend in a box until U say we are going public"
by Tonak's plaything December 16, 2012
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