friend of bob

Another anonymous individual, as one punk band would put it, "drowning in the pools of other lives". Friend of bob is an utter loser, has few friends, is anti-social, is unattractive, is still a virgin, does not have a driving license (or a car), does not have a job, dropped out of college, has a small penis, wears duct taped shoes, and is 19.

I call myself friend of bob because I once knew this guy named bob who told me what the ninja was. I doubt you'll find my definition of it on this site, however...

by friend of bob May 18, 2004

friend finder

n. A person who tries to hard to make friends and instead scares people off. Also, an annoying or socially clueless person desperately trying and failing to be liked.

Don''t invite Mary to the party! She's a real friend finder - I spent half the night trying to shake her at the last one.

by Lex Sleuthor July 11, 2009

Friend with benetits

A friend whom one uses for thier tits beneficially.

Dan: "Are you and Aileen "Friend with benetits" yet?"
Chuck: "Yea dude! Her tits are great!"

by Kirkayyyyyyyyy March 14, 2011

friend whore

Someone you think is your friend but behind your back they go and do something with a really stupid person who you hate.

Steve: So do you want to hang out after school?
Mark: Sorry I'm going to hang out with Joe.
Steve: But Joe is a total jackass!! Friend whore!!

by Mecoolyounot June 29, 2007

FRIEND CARD

THE TERM FOR THAT OLD CHESTNUT THAT BULLSHITERS SAY TO SOMEONE THAT THEY DEEM TO BE UNSUITABLE FOR THEM ROMANTICALLY, EITHER THROUGH LACK OF GAME, OR FAILED GENETICS AS IN, AN UGLY BASTARD

A: " HOWS THINGS GOING WITH YOU AND JILL, YOU LOOK TO BE GETTING A BIT CLOSE"

B: "NA MATE, I DONT THINK SO, DONT GET ME WRONG SHE'S BRAND NEW, BUT AS SHE AINT WORTHY OF THE BOABBY, ITS GONNA BE A CASE OF 'FRIEND CARD, TOP POCKET', LOL, BUT ID TAKE A GAMMIE"

by BIGHAIRYMOOMOO October 5, 2008

friend-javu

When you are looking through your friends on facebook and you see someone you dont know at all (or you might have seen in class or at a party)... you realize that you are friends, but you have no idea how you became friends in the first place. You are not sure if you sent the friend request or if they did? And you get dusche chills because you feel like a stocker idiot if you were the one who friend requested them.

situation 1:

I am having friend-javu. This guy just sent me a message asking me if we knew each other.

situation 2:

Who the fuck is this, I dont know them, why are we friends on facebook?....ohh shit I have a class with this fool, did I request her?

by For the facebookers'.... April 14, 2009

friend pusher

Someone who tries to get you to become friends with their friends.

Phil is such a friend pusher. I went to a bar last night to have a quiet drink with him and he had also invited these friends of his he keeps on saying I'll get along with.

by elefb April 27, 2009