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Floomp

An insult when directed toward someone, and, when said to no one in particular, a sign of extreme joy and/or anger.
Crintley Senjokel: "Floomp you, man!"
Zinkledonk Grewnickle: "Hey, that was uncalled for!"

Hoflample Regunda: "Floomp yeah! I did it!"

Crongilda Blovonket: "HOLY FLOOMP! That guy scared the floomp out of me!"
by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity January 28, 2020
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Floorida

A southern state where everyone habitually "puts the pedal to the metal".
Since the terrain in most of the Sunshine State is flat as a table, naming it "Floorida" could be appropriate in another case, as well, since said level ground would make it easier to lay down tiles or linoleum.
by QuacksO April 5, 2020
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Floomwigs

Assholes suck floomwigs
by Diggler Dave May 5, 2020
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floor boarders

Floor boarders. A slang term for lesbians, comes from a common type of floorboard which is tongue and groove and refers to a common oral sex act between two lesbians.
By the way they stood arm in arm in their dungarees, you could tell they were (floor boarders).
by Woodfalls July 14, 2020
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Floor Gang Ouhh!

Ewww, celling gang. FLOOR GANG OUHH!
by Floorgangouh July 15, 2020
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Floorida

Da mostly "flat as a cement slab" southern state where long-distance bicycling is far more effortless than it is in da hillier more-northern locales.
If da chicks in Floorida are lovely enough to "floor" you, then how come "all my exes live in Texas"???
by QuacksO October 22, 2020
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floorgate

A term coined by popular YouTube content creator Vaush meaning a political conspiracy that is incredibly ludicrous and unverifiable that the supposed flood of "evidence proving the conspiracy correct" consists of totally ordinary and mundane videos, images, or media that does nothing to prove the conspiracy correct.
Vaush (while looking at multiple Twitter posts of a completely average voting area from popular YouTube creator Steven Crowder): "What are they talking about? This is floorgate, people, it's floorgate.
by yeahthisisanaccount November 4, 2020
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