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Council Fighting Vest

Any vest worn as an outer garment and usually found in abundance on northern council estates or in sub-standard Spanish holiday resorts such as Benidorm and Magaluf. Is usually seen sporting the last three day’s worth of meals down the front and the usual greeting from the wearer will be “What are you looking at?”, or what’s your problem?”.
Don’t make eye-contact, there’s two pikey’s in council fighting vests heading towards us!
by Mr Zinger November 26, 2020
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Post fight clarity

When you get in a fight but later regret or cringed at what you did.
"Damn, I can't believe I did that. I knew I was in the moment, but damn, that was cringey."
"That's post fight clarity for ya."
by Surgelumix October 14, 2021
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Groundhog Sword Fight

A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.
Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
by Quadaplex January 16, 2018
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pillow fight boner

a weird boner that occurs during a pillowfight, can also occur when engaging in an aggressive non sexual activity.
the supor has a wicked pillow fight boner over that guy
by snaxct July 24, 2014
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Claddagh Pillow Fight

Filling two receptacle's / pouches, preferably pillow cases, with excrement and or bodily fluids used as weapons in infamous battles of utter scumbaginess.

Origins of word trace back to Edinburgh circa May 2013
All this Buckfast and Guiness is going to make for a ferocious Claddagh pillow fight in the morning.
by Magic Mike's Muscles May 7, 2013
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Alien bean fighting

When aliens fill punching bags with baked beans and proceed to punch them for 36-47 hours at a time.
Do you want to watch an Alien Bean Fighting match with me on Tuesday?
by NazKillerCars7 January 31, 2020
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Alien bean fighting

When aliens fill up punching bags with baked beans and proceed to punch them from 36-47 hours
Do you want to watch an ALien Bean Fighting match with me on Tuesday?
by NazKillerCars7 January 31, 2020
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