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weed fairy

(n). 1. a legendary creature from 20th/21st Stoner folklore responsible for incidents of coincidental and/or
gratuitous procurements of marijuana
Becky smokes marijuana sparingly, but she frequently receives it as a gift from her drug dealing male friend who she has placed in the friend zone, which she subsequently shares with her friends; hence, she is the group's weed fairy.
by StevyNix June 3, 2013
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smile fairy

n. fictitious being who bestows cute smiles on pretty womenfolk.

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Hi Princess. Looks like you need a visit from the smile fairy.

He's not going to take my lips away and leave me a quarter under my pillow is he?

No! No! He takes frowns away.

And leaves money?
by gnostic1 August 2, 2011
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Dinkle Fairy

by Alexis H October 21, 2011
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Facebook Fairy Dust

The act of marking one's significant other on Facebook through cute, flirty comments and a plethora of likes, so as to make evident to others that there is a relationship in existence. Akin to a dog peeing on a tree, this is a person fairy dusting another.

Synonymous with Twitter Glitter, the same technique but used on Twitter.

A riff on the "glitter" technique some women use to physically mark men with glitter (wear glittery cosmetics, hug/kiss, it rubs off on him, and if he shows up to another woman--she knows there's another woman already in his life).
Jim has really Facebook Fairy Dusted Kelly in the last few weeks by commenting on and liking every single post she's made.
by LibrarianInBlack March 12, 2012
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fairweather fan

To be a fan of a team only when that team is successful and to not associate with that team during unsuccessful periods.

Most often the term is used incorrectly to describe a fan who is extremely critical of their team during unsuccessful periods.
Wow, Bill really is a fairweather fan. He won't even talk about baseball now that the Tigers are losing.
by Milkman14 August 6, 2010
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Fairfield County

Very wealthy county, a regular contender for the the title of richest county in America. Yes, there are a lot of rich stuck ups in towns such as Westport, Greenwich, etc, but contrary to popular opinions not everyone from fairfield county wipes their ass with 20 dollar bills. Many people, even in towns like Fairfield and Danbury and especially in South Norwalk and Bridgeport, work hard and don't live like movie stars. And also, stop pretending you'll get pulled over in Fairfield or Westport or basically anywhere else in Fairfield county because you're from Bridgeport. If you get pulled over or arrested, its because you're doing something stupid...not because we're haters.
The only way anyone has ever gotten money is by working for it. Don't just bitch about how we have more money then you. Get off your ass and work.
by funkenflash August 31, 2005
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fairy wings

totally over the top lesbian bitch,
gets offended over everyday occurences,
such as urban myths,
like the monroe transfer,
likes to complain,
likes to wallow in self pity
"aww, stop that explicit content" - AWW YOU ARE JUST BEING A FAIRY WINGS ABOUT THIS ARENT YOU!!!
by Never-u-Mind-OK July 29, 2006
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