chic family

The biggest losers possible. Welfare cheats, law suit kings, and drug dealers.

Whose the trashiest people ever? The chic family is pure trash scum. The mom is the worst.

by Freddie K. December 12, 2015

tasty family

The tasty family is a brotherhoood in which big tasty is the GOAT. And the other brothers (which follow in ranking) little tasty, big tasty jr., medium tasty and miniature tasty.

I really wish I could be in the tasty family, they are the real shit.

by Big tasty jr. February 23, 2017

keyper family

the keyper family is the strongest family out there. they are kind, supportive, and a little crazy. they love and care about every keyper out there and are always happy to welcome a new keyper from the family. they adore the key brothers and will forever

hey are you apart of the keyper family?

by keyper_forever September 1, 2017

Hasbro Family Game Night

A family (consisting of 4 or more people) having a routine 'game night' where rock paper scissors is used to decide the winner. The winner gets to choose a family member and brutally fuck them until A: Their asshole prolapses or B: An Alabama Hotpocket is performed. If neither of these outcomes happens within 20 minutes, the remaining family members will join in and re-enact 'The Aristocrats' to full detail.

Sorry, babe, I can't go out this weekend. I'm going over to Hawaii for a family reunion, my dad found this cool game called Hasbro Family Game Night.

by Dingus McFeenfuf September 15, 2017

kingston family beanbag race

We’re you wear your best vans and flyest khakis to the back of Louise van and party like it’s 1969 and dab with the fam squad

Ur gay lol Kingston family beanbag race

by Gayboylol October 12, 2017

Darkest family

The darkest family on the internet!

Friend: “hey you wanna hangout tonight?”

Me: “no thanks I’m going to be hanging out with Crazy M and the rest of the darkest family!”

by Darkestfamilyharley May 11, 2018

Tiger family

The tiger family is just like a regular family. Just better. Because they will never leave. They will always be there for you. They will always be there to make sure you happy. And your always there to make sure they are happy. A tiger family isn’t just a group name. It’s a love. You love each other so much. That they all mean everything to you. And that they are just wonderful. And plain out amazing. Everyone in this family is kinda and caring. Everyone is beautiful, inside and out. Everyone is just great. It’s always amazing to have a tiger family.💗

Sam and Magen are my tiger family. I love them so much.

by Hehe. MaRlEY March 28, 2019