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Female Cottaging

Random sexual lesbian encounter carried out within public toilets.

Generally a female will sit on the toilet (lavatory) seat, whilst the other female will stand with her feet in a sports bag, whilst the seated female, drinks from the furry cup and loses some fingers. To any unsuspecting passer by, who just happens to peer under the cubilce door, only one pair of feet/legs will be seen, so the encounter will be undetected.
Girl 1 Hey did you know Gloria and Maggie were Female Cottaging in the staff toilet?
Girl 2 No. I've only ever seen them in there one at a time
Girl 1 Why do you think Gloria always carries that empty sports bag
by Heloby October 29, 2012
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1-10 Female Attractive Scale

When you rate a females beauty from 1 to 10. 1 being butt ugly and 10 being a goddess.
The 1-10 female attractive scale

Amir: Have you seen Riley?

Carl: Yeah she's a solid 7.

Amir: I know right
by Big Daddy 28 October 2, 2016
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fecal facial

example 1)when the mentally retarted or old have massive explosive hydrolic diarrea all over ones face
example 2)when a cripple cannot reach the toilet fast enough so he duces on the floor and creates a stinkin pile of fecal mess which he then falls face first and drowns in a heap of his own feces
example 3) when someone sucks your stink baloney
i really love my gramdpa but when he bends over and gives me a fecal facial in front of my girlfriend it makes me feel depressed
by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005
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ferald

feralds are very dangerous and cancerous. they sit on chairs attached to doors while eating a salad that’s spoused to make them healthy (which never works). watch out, by night she turns into the WOLF. SHE EATS ALL UR FOOD AND SITS ON IT TAKES UR CHILDREN. then by day struts around being a trampoline. her linda’s are bigger than ur head so watch out! they’ll smack you and knock u out. then u will have no food left over because her linda’s eat all of it
example 1: ugh man feralds linda’s knocked me out again
example 2: last night ferald sat on my doritos and munched on them
by ferald lover 123 May 6, 2018
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feralun

To go outside and piss in your neighbor’s yard after an argument involving their dog peeing on your yard
Did you see that Jimmy pulled a feralun on his neighbor yesterday?”
by Gritty Cookie April 9, 2021
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fecalfreek

A person who eats shit. turdmuncher,shitgobbler
That guy Mason is a real fecalfreek. I saw him eating a piece of some guys shit.
He said it didnt have much taste, but that it was kind of soft."It was only a small piece"
by HCH December 18, 2005
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fecallation

The act of describing the way a person is fecallating
The man enjoyed his annual fecallation
by MuffMan February 9, 2008
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