Based 15yo with the biggest balls ever, makes fully grown men cope, and makes fun of 13yo because of their squeaky voices.
Also He's an Expert In Zoology.
Also He's an Expert In Zoology.
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Get the Epic mug.Ironic term used to describe a person, typically male, who is of low social status and cretinous intellect that spends most of their days in their mother's basement being a sweaty tryhard on video games while feeding on nothing other than caffeine and whatever fast food and other greasy snacks they can get their cheeto-covered fingers on - furthermore characterized as an immature virgin that uses the digital space as an outlet for their deep insecurities. Their style of communication also takes on a form akin to the typical gamer stereotype seen circa the start of the 21st century.
Given their intellect (or lack thereof), epic gamers often lack the empathy and emotional intelligence to properly communicate with others both in real life and on the internet, thus leading them into a closed loop of being a miserably disgraceful annoyance to anyone who may have the misfortune of running into them.
Given their intellect (or lack thereof), epic gamers often lack the empathy and emotional intelligence to properly communicate with others both in real life and on the internet, thus leading them into a closed loop of being a miserably disgraceful annoyance to anyone who may have the misfortune of running into them.
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Get the Epically mug.the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
by QuezOreo November 18, 2011
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"Right here: www.twitch.tv/mrmoowo"
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