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Emilee is the reason the Mona Lisa smiled, the reason the Statue of Liberty holds a torch, the reason Moonlight Sonata brings both smiles and tears, and the reason Quentin Tarantino will only make 10 movies. He couldn’t think of an 11th because Emilee was distracting him.
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"Yelled at me and when i asked what happened she wouldn't tell me and didn't apologise for her outburst either. What an Emilee."
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