dutch almond

This is when any individual extracts gas from the anus region and proceeds to trap the victim under a blanket and/or sheet, resulting in suffocation of the victim.
"AHH IVE JUST BEEN DUTCH ALMONDED, HELP"
"MY HUSBAND WOULDNT STOP DUTCH ALMONDING ME LAST NIGHT"
by Dutch Almond February 29, 2016
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dutch goose

When performing oral sex on a male you "goose" their anus with your pinky repeatedly, but never fully penetrating the anus.
I feel relieved, but my anus is sore after that Dutch goose
by Nasty Nancy January 25, 2014
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The Dutch Foot

Example 1.
Guy 1: Man, my girlfiend is so mad at me. What do I do?
Guy 2: Just give her the Dutch Foot and she'll never be mad again.
Guy 1: Of course, what was I thinking?

Example 2.
Guy 1: I like to soak my Dutch Foot in warm water for about 5 minutes before I use it.
Guy 2: I usually refrigerate my Dutch Foot before use.

Example 3.
Wow, my girlfiend really knows how to handle the Dutch Foot. She put it in her ear last night... Mindblowing.
by The Dutchfootinator. December 11, 2012
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Dutch cake

Similar to a BOSTON PANCAKE but made by someone suffering from hemorrhoid such as to give it an orange hue colour (brown plus red).
I'm Sarah and I give you permission to defacate on me but I hope your boston pancake doesn't turn into a dutch cake!
by eXXXcalibra January 8, 2011
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Dutch fiddler

When two or men engaged in a sexual activity that involves a guy gripping his own penis and the partner takes the other mans arm and moves it in a masterbating motion.
Me and rob were doing the dutch fiddler last night when my mom walked in on us. I had my own dick and he was moving my arm so fast it was amazing.
by heybabeswazzup November 27, 2010
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dutch tulip

In short a dutch tulip is when someone has a rectal prolapse.

The long version...
The history of the dutch tulip mimics a common scenario faced by a woman and her butthole when in a relationship with a man. In the early 1600's(early part of the relationship) the tulip(butthole) experiences a tulip mania(the guy wants her butthole) for reasons unknown(for reasons unknown) and everyone buys tulips(they try anal) then the price of the Dutch Tulip goes really high(they start sticking all kinds of things in her butthole). Not long after the price of the tulip goes to astronomical heights(think butthole fisting) the price floor of the tulip collapses(the rectal prolapse occurs) ruining many dutch investors(her butt hurts and she gets dumped).
I've been hammering bae's butthole a lot lately and last night I gave her a Dutch Tulip.
by bradgnar September 7, 2016
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Dutch handshake

When a woman places one rubber hand with the elbowpart into her vagina, untill only the flat hand is sticking out of her birthchannel. Then the man tries to shake the flat hand on a firm manner, giving the slotanimal a pleasant and rough sensation in her slot.
Lindsay asked Bob to introduce himself to her. Then he gave her a Dutch handshake, which led to a juicy zenith.
by Bitterballo June 28, 2014
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