do your rip

another way of saying "unlucky". usually used by chavs. originated in hessle near hull.

*girl walks into lampost*
chav: do your rip.

*guy gets dumped*
chav: *laughs* do your fxcking rip!

by sarah&becky January 5, 2008

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Do your bird

When a guy or girl id convicted of a serious crime and has to spend time in jail - they shouldn't complain, they just have to get on with it.

"Stop wingeing and do your bird, you ponce."

"Get your head down and do your bird, love."

"Do your bird sir."

by Irie Turds January 4, 2012

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do your curtains match your drapes

it means does the hair on your head match your pubes

*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"

*ginger says*

" no my pubes are black not red"

by bigtittieril June 7, 2016

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(as a verb) to do or complete the daily, and often boring, household chores one is responsible for as a child living at his parents house.

This definition stems from the often objective observation that most high school kids today not only hate chemistry, but consider it boring as well as a chore.

a boy comes from school and says to his mother: i want to go and watch and porn video and later go my girlfriends house. his mother responds: before doing whatever it is you have proposed i want you to do your chemistry.

son: which one: physical, organic, inorganic, analytical, or biological?
mother: no you twit. i want you to take out the recycling and the trash, wash the dishes and drive your little sister to ballet classes; otherwise i am cutting off your allowance.

by Uncle Dimma December 4, 2011

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