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Dildo of Justice

The dildo of justice is upon us….and it’s not lubed!
by Rev Sharpton April 22, 2025
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Dickless dildo

I bought a dickless dildo by an accident, now i really have no dick
by anonymous November 9, 2022
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Pile-Driver Dildo

A 'Pile-Driver Dildo' is an act in which a man purposely gets a hemorrhoid or 'piles' and begins to fuck a girl in the pussy with the piece of the small intestine which is hanging out of his asshole.
Aron: How did you enjoy my party, last night bro?
Luca: Eh, It was pretty good until I accidentally walked in on Requise giving Mitchell the old Pile-Driver Dildo in the fuck room
Aron: My parents have a fuck room?
by oneinchpunisher December 28, 2019
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albino dildo

Where an albino shits in a condom, puts it in the freezer overnight till it hardens, and then proceeds to use it as a dildo
Damn I tried that Albino Dildo trick last night!
by MessyThings May 4, 2018
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Dildo

A big or small fat or skinny plastic dick

Used by woman to masturbate
My girlfriend loves her dildo she moans so loud
by TheMilkMan December 11, 2017
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texas dildo

it means a big BLACK man dick goes inside your mommas ass
texas dildo is your mommas friend
by maddogpussy December 17, 2013
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dildo

anything can be a dildo if you put your mind to it
Aww man did you see tracy?! That bitch used a katana as a dildo!
by atinky butthole March 5, 2021
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