David Hause

A man who only says two things: "Can you even ghost?" and "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!"

Jay: *plays games in class*
David Hause: "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!"

by MacXP June 1, 2018

Bente David

dagi

Bente David dagi

by kukiharcos January 20, 2022

david vielma

A man who looks to be dying of obesity. usually having three chins and steals other peoples stuff for the fun of it but always gives it back in the end. they always have something on them to make them to try and look cool, as for example beats headphones around their neck.

david vielma: *starts laughing*
guy 1: why do you have three chins
david vielma: shut up faggot

by aminomemecicle October 15, 2017

David Blanus

When someone makes your penis disappear with their anus.

That chick is full of magic tricks, she used her anus to David Blanus!

by Ligs March 1, 2019

david ray

Uk slang for pedo or nonce! Usually seen preying on young children round schools and parks! Pure love for children drives this filthy animal! Sometimes shortened to Dave ray or dai

My mate shagged a thirteen year old! Done a proper David ray

by The truth 69 July 11, 2019

David Loch

A rather large man that gets aroused by shitting in urinals. Especially at schools.

Yea I walked into school the other day and I saw a wild David loch in the bathroom

by Matthew Ahern October 14, 2020

David Dean

A ladies man or player.

“Damn. My boy is David Dean’ing tonight. He got three chicks numbers!

by anonymous August 8, 2023