donkeycock

VERY LARGE PENIS... were talking like durk diggler size..13+ inches

"comon little red riding hood, i got some donkeycock for you" said the wolf

by stephan September 3, 2003

Donkey Show

Something you really don't want to be a part of or see.

Don't go to that event, it's always a donkey show and is too crowded.

by vt to you May 12, 2010

Donkey Slam

A variation of the donkey punch. It is performed in much the same manner as a donkey punch except instead of delivering a punch at the appropriate time, you go upstairs to the floor above the said receiver and crash through the floor onto their back, preferably breaking it. It's most often performed while wearing a suit of armor.

I gave Brian's mom a donkey slam and all she did was beg for more, then die.

by Souma the Badass June 23, 2008

donkey show

An act where a horny woman gets corn-holed by a raging horny ass

That chick was in a donkey show last night!

by sparky March 20, 2004

Donkey Combo

A game which men play. It involves reaching an upward facing open-palm under the legs of an unsuspecting male and cupping the junk, causing the victim to launch into the air. For additional airtime, raise the hand upward with the jumping victim.

Chase snuck up behind Chance and gave him a Donkey Combo, making him airborne for a good 4 seconds.

by Slap-Dink King October 15, 2008

Donkey choker

The term used to describe a penis so large it could choke a donkey.

If you want to feel good about yourself, don't stand next to Jarrod when you pee; that man's got a donkey choker.

by Disto January 8, 2011

Retarded Donkey

Someone who is extremely well endowed

That guys is hung like a retarded donkey.

by corpuscle April 28, 2008