A level of torque, beyond any reasonable standard, applied to a container with a screw on lid to prevent a 1 to 3 year old goblin from using it's contents to paint your couch.
Our toddler tried to wash the cat with my wifes expensive hair crap, but the dad torque stopped her.
by I invented dad torque July 17, 2023
Get the Dad Torquemug. by Chungus282 March 12, 2020
Get the Izzys dadmug. by angelzxorn June 13, 2019
Get the Hi Dadmug. this guy claims to love his wife but he always rapes his sons brian and stinky not joe though b/c he is cool. he makes brain suck his cock while stinky eats out his asshole... his wife likes the pussy as well
by kinger splash February 6, 2005
Get the toad's dadmug. "gumming" something was a reference to chewing on something, popularly it used to be a reference to toothless old hillbilly men arguing with each other. Today it's used as a term of disgust, along the line as, "oh, for Pete's Sake!", or, "For crying out loud!". It's proper use is more along the lines of, "shut up!" as in, "go chew on something to keep your mouth busy so you're not bothering me."
by Alastonia Dubhlinn October 13, 2006
Get the dad-gummitmug. by MrWamosh May 11, 2004
Get the dad's saltmug. What kids call the man their divorced mother remarried. See: Step Father Or asshole
He is a complete jerkoff and abuses his power over his step children.
They are usually calling their wife "baby" or anything stupid along those lines.
He is a complete jerkoff and abuses his power over his step children.
They are usually calling their wife "baby" or anything stupid along those lines.
Person A: B, can you come over my house today?
Person B: Naw, the asshole thought it would be nice to groud me this summer for not doing one of my chores.
Person B: Naw, the asshole thought it would be nice to groud me this summer for not doing one of my chores.
by Stabby91 July 7, 2005
Get the step dadmug.