council coke

another slang word for amphetemine sulphate aka speed

want a line of council coke?

by del boy September 25, 2006

the biggest chokers in history

Undoubtedly the '04 Yankees, characterized by such players as Slappy, Jason "Pumped-up-on-steroids" Giambi, and the Skeet covered Jeet

After almost swallowing several of their teammates cocks, and then blowin a 3-0 lead in the ALCS, the '04 Yankees deserve the title, "the biggest chokers in history"

by jar March 11, 2005

Mentos Diet Coke Magic

When you're having sex with a girl doggystyle and right when you're about to finish you grab a diet coke bottle in each hand, you open them up and stick a mentos in each, and as they blow, you stick one in her ass and give her an enema while you finish on her back and stick the other between your legs as it explodes right in her face like Old Faithful.

I was banging Shirley doggystyle last night, and she was complaining she was constipated, so I pepped her bowels right up with some Mentos Diet Coke Magic!

by WaxyDouglass June 26, 2010

choker

adj.
when a girl puts your dick so far in her mouth she chokes...but not to death.

"dude, last night this girl gave me a choker!"

by Shaggy March 9, 2005

coked up

acting like you are under the influence of cocaine, whether you are or not.
alternate: going crazy with pent up energy for no apparent reason.

Dude, Jamie is so coked up on caffeine right now. Don't even try talking to her right now.

I am so coked up, and I have no idea why. I just need to dance or something.

by Kricketpalooza November 28, 2007

Choke the monkey

Take a massive crap. Seriously, the crap is so big that it could choke a monkey. And that monkey would be dead.

"Dude, I can't hang right now. I've gotta choke the monkey."

"Way to much information, man..."

by Sven-Detlev November 18, 2009

Choker

Indicates a girls ability in sucking dick. Usually associated with a "black belt" in sucking dick.

Dude! Is she wearing a choker? She must give fiiiine head!

by Kapitalist panda March 29, 2017