CapriSun

When your condom is filled with cum after sex

Man I really had a caprisun after fucking that girl last night

by Bimjo December 10, 2017

crap

A word that nobody thinks is a bad word.

friend: "Crap!!!"
Me: "Dude you're not allowed to swear here."
friend: "Crap isn't a bad word."
Me: "Uh, Technically it is."

by Dubiks November 16, 2018

Capricorn

THE best people you WILL EVER MEET. They are smart, good looking, kinda moody sometimes but that's not a problem. If you meet one then you SHOULD feel BLESSED! If you are one then WELL DONE you have accomplished life.

I wish I was a Capricorn.

by g'day12390 March 12, 2021

Peanut Crap

An insult referring to another persons intelligence

(Bob trips over nothing)
Fred: You peanut crap!!

by TiMdiZzLe April 19, 2008

Camper Crap

1. A lesser variety of Trailer Trash who reside in their campers, often in Walmart parking lots. 2. A form of White Trash who own neither home nor car, instead only affording a camper that doubles as both housing and transportation.

Look there, in the parking lot, I think those folks might be Camper Crap!

by MWriter September 23, 2009

coffee crap

An exceptionally foul-smelling stool resulting from the recent consumption of coffee.

Fred: "Geez, what happened in there? Someone really grenaded the toilet."

Ted: "Must've been a coffee crap."

by i-preferpi April 29, 2010

The Crap-Slap

Taking a dump in a laytex glove and smacking someone with it. Simple as that....

Sam: hey what are you doing?
Jordan: *SLAP*
Sam: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!
Jordan: You just got The Crap-Slap!!!

by therumpler October 21, 2010