cooter cat

vagina (made by mina)

Tent: I need some cooter cat.
Mina: What's a cooter cat?
Tent: I need some vagina.

by minalisa June 23, 2023

sloppy cooter

A funny term used to describe a womans messy vagina.

Beebee, use a damn wetnap to cleanup that big ole sloppy cooter of yours!

by RockkstarJoe July 23, 2007

Double cooter snooter

When a male lays down one line of dat china white on each side of a sexy mamas cooter, then taking two equal length straws blows both lines while licking said sexy mamas cooter

No nigga back when I was on dat white girl, I used to chill with this bad mama and do double cooter snooters off dat bitch all da time yo.

by Shnipsy the gypsy September 6, 2013

zipper cooter

A southern term for a portable pleasure device that mirrors a females vagina.

My friend said he doesn’t need a girlfriend just a zipper cooter.

by Big D Jones May 29, 2021

comterpu

A phucked up wae to say "computer". Used heavily in Ardamian circles. also "pu", "terpu" and "ter".

I need to fix my comterpu.

by Umshaad Trivates January 10, 2004

contemporeal

meanwhile, while, when, as

The scoundrel grabbed the purse contemporeal his cohorts provided a distraction.

by Peder Rice July 3, 2006

Clotery

-VERB 1. To clog an artery. 2. To block an open artery. 3. to excessively accumulate junk at an important thruway.

-NOUN 1. A condition of a clogged artery. 2. Style of food served at informal venues (like tailgate parties, happy-hour bar appetizers, family picnics) 3. An accident on a highway that blocks all traffic indefinitely. 4. An expected obstruction at an emergency exit.

1. Wow, that sandwich is a clotery waiting to happen! 2. The tailgate party had a clotery of food choices. 3. The clotery at the emergency exit was caused by a scrum of evacuees and poor planning. 4. The internet clotery was caused by an overwhelming strain on their servers. 5. The convoy was delayed by the clotery caused by fog.

by Keli S Kear January 17, 2011