Cool runnings

The process of numbing the asshole with an ice cube and then taking a dump.

Had chipotle the other day but I prepped my bowel with a cool runnings and didn't feel a thing!

by Crunchy yet moist December 17, 2017

cool beaners

Just Like "Cool Beans" meaning cool, tight, awsome, groovy, sweet, ill, etc... (NO RACIAL SHIT INTENDED, JUST MENT TO BE FUNNY!!!)

Bubba: "I'm going to to walmart"
Carlos: "Cool Beaners"

by Marshall Baer August 7, 2006

Cool your jets

Relax.

Calm down.

Don't get excited.

Just in case you UD kiddies forgot, this is virtual reality. Things aren't always what they seem. There are trolls everywhere; including the UD admins that love to toy with you because they have your basic information acquired from your email and IP address. Are you assuming the worst in your BFs, GFs, or BFFs? If so, cool your jets. When there's a nerd that you love to hate because you assume they stabbed you in the back (and the front), think again. They might actually be a true friend that's tried their damnest to have your back (to no avail), but since there's life outside of the internet, stuff slips through the cracks. Have mercy! :D

by walking on eggshells October 10, 2013

cool license

1. The cool license is a fictional (or literal?!) license given to superawesome members of any given social group or subculture.
2. The cool license is a fictional (or literal?!) document issued to prominent or awesome members of society to recognize them as someone undoubtedly cool.

The Down Side: The cool license is also often invoked when someone does something undeniably and painfully geeky; however, in this case it is recognized by the removal of itself.

The Up Side: "For letting me use the bathroom first when half a 24 was sloshing about in your bladder, I present you with your very own cool license."

The Down Side: "You're going out, for halloween, as Sephiroth. Dude, your cool license has been officially revoked."

by Neeeeeeeeeeeecole October 5, 2004

cool game

the art of being self conscious around others. Trying to impress & look good to those around you

Person 1: man whys that loser struttin around the gym today?

Person 2: hes playin that fake ass cool game cuz some dimes just walked in

by jontaylor January 30, 2014

Cool Guy

a man, who through adding a false neck and head into the hood of his sweatshirt appears very tall, at random of seeing this man, a funky jam will play, with that playing, the man may have nice dance moves. (Also murderer of Mr.Funk)

"It's cool guy!"
Or
"Why cool guy, whyyyyy"

by Bojangles98 November 7, 2015

Cool nerd

Someone who has interest in anything with educational value, electronics, RPGs, Sci-fi (books, movies etc), sex, Anime, Music (the kind that can be well known ie: Radiohead, Voltaire, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Dandy Warhols, The Beatles etc.. or underground ie: Noise band music, Hip Hop, etc..), Taking electronic things apart and tweaking/modifying them, Video Games, May like sports, Play an instrument like guitar, drums, violin etc, watches popular shows to educational shows, has a fair amount of friends they are close to, socially well adjusted, knows how to have fun not only in a nerdy but in a cool way too.

Friend: Up for the Radiohead concert on Friday?
Cool nerd: Damn I'd love to go because I love them but I have a D&D game, I could cancel.
Friend: Yes..cancel!!!
Cool Nerd: Oh I so will.


Person: So what do you do for fun?
Cool nerd: I hang out at clubs, go to Noise band shows, circuit bend, play D&D, watch House, Battle Star Galatica, Ghost Hunters, Paranormal State, and medical shows, listen to Aerosmith, Stereo Total, The Pumpkins, Velva, Sounds Happy, Radiohead, Harry and the Potters, and VNV Nation!
Person: Damn you are nerdy but in a cool way!!!

by Sarah Czarina January 13, 2009