Cooking my rice

When someone roasts you so hard in front of everyone that you don't have a comeback anymore.

Max: 3sum?
Alyssa: this is why no one likes you

Max: Damn she's cooking my rice.

by TheRunch October 24, 2018

The two reasons to cook

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl

There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.

by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019

Cassidy Cooke

Never pees with the door shut
is a total mans name

people: did you see Cassidy Cooke last night
man who saw him pissing with the door open: i wish i didnt

by Finn Sky April 11, 2022

Cooking meth

similar to the internet slang term cooking.But usually it’s crazy or nonsensical.

example one

“You know what if fish could fly fishing would be easier ”-High person

“Damn yo Cooking meth”-his friend

example two

“Like damn that guy rap was about smoking on the moon with satan but he was Cooking meth”-Random person

by Icannothink December 26, 2023

Cook Conspiracy

A ‘Cook Conspiracy’ is the same as a pipe dream or a stupid fantasy. Someone making a cook conspiracy is talking out of their butt about impossible things like being a mega star or being something they couldn’t possibly be.

~Tranzlucent, American Hip Hop Artist
“She never took me serious
My looks appeared as if
Being a rookie lyricist
Was a cook conspiracy “

“Did you hear Dave talking about how he smashed Tina??”
“Tina, like hottest girl in school Tina?”
“Yea dude, he told me himself”
“That’s such a cook conspiracy”

by Tranzlucent October 1, 2019

Cooking Arbust

1.An Bush Burning To Death 2.Cooking Show 3. Person That Cooks Bushes

Person 1: (burns a bush)
Person 2: Hey Son! Not My Blueberry Bushes
Person 1: I don't care
Person 2: That Bush Is An Cooking Arbust

by The Reality of smg4 May 27, 2019

Cooked

Used to describe items that are worn out and unusable.

It's time for me to buy a new pair of sneakers because my present sneakers are cooked.

My computer is cooked, since the screen stop working.

by TobeMac April 28, 2021