Son, can you come downstairs?

Alright, everyone get your notebooks out because this is our term today because this means that shit gonna go down, "Son, come downstairs" can go out different ways depending on the race of your parent (usually its your mom) if your white your gonna have that shit like its peaceful mode on Minecraft because they would probably yell at you or something. ANY OTHER RACE OTHER THAN WHITES, NIGGA YOU BETTER START RUNNING FOR THE HILLS LIKE A RUNAWAY SLAVE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS ABOUT TO DO A MORTAL KOMBAT MOVESET ON YOUR ASS ABOUT TO SEND YOU TO JESUS

IF MOM WAS WHITE

Mom: Son, can you come downstairs?

Timmy: Mom, what the hell do you want

Mom: Timmy, can you tell me why you just killed your teacher? Its a very naughty thing to do

Timmy: What kind of retarded question is that mom? I was doing that shit because I was in a depressed state because of my goddamn teacher assigning me to much fucking homework, you filthy bitch. This conversation makes me uncomfortable and you are bringing my anxiety levels up, mommy

Mom: Ok, son, just wanted to make sure, if the cops come here, remember daddy has his guns downstairs!

Timmy: Ok bitch

IF YOUR MOM WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHITE

Mom: Jamal Martin, get your ass down here before I drag it for you!

Jamal: Yes mom?

Mom: Why the fuck did I get a email from your teacher that you were misbehaving?

Jamal: Oh, its because of-

NEXT DAY

Timmy: Oh look, someone is on a milk cartoon!

by Niggainator January 1, 2023

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023

now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

hermione granger - the philosophers stone

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley

by hermione p October 12, 2023

comedian

laughter whore

Person 1: who's your favorite comedian?
Person 2: Dane Cook
Person 1: He's a total laughter whore

by Dioxybenzone September 12, 2010

fuck a come down

fuck a come down" is a state of mind where there is a level of extreme sexual urge. This urge is a spectrum starting from a light drizzle to a torrential downpour; (using the analogy of rainfall). Once in this "torrential" stage, the party involved is unable to acknowledge any other of their other 'God-given' senses and must carry out the sexual act on the most available victim(usually the common bootycall or chic/dude in the club)... if not, try and attempt a miserable sleep. miserable sleep: slumber with uncomfortable, inflamed, cramped and congested genitals

In the club
Person 1:Wow this girl is getting wild.

Person 2:Of course she is... fuck a come down.

OR

In the club:
Person 1 to self: Damn, i need to stop dancing with this girl and leave this place NOW... fuck a come down.

by shockin vybz May 6, 2009

Kingdom Come

K-pop girl group Red Velvet's iconic pop-ballad song from their sophomore album "Perfect Velvet", this is song is known as one of the best songs in the group's career and one of the best b-side tracks in K-Pop.

Red Velvet's new song "Kingdom Come" is pop perfection

by yousefjin April 10, 2020

Come on to fuck

An expression of disdain over the shrinking of one's wool jumper.

"Come on to fuck Emma, you shrunk my jumper again!"

by rizzyo December 21, 2008