Coffee with Balls

Extra Strong Coffee.

I'd like a cinnamon bagel with cream cheese and one Coffee with Balls, please?

by Everybody's Mother February 24, 2011

Coffee Poop

The act of drinking coffee while dumping. Right when you wake up is the preferred time for this.

Dude 1: Hey bro I made you coffee!
Dude 2: Oh thanks, I'll drink it after I take my morning dump.
Dude 1: Yo just take it in with you for a coffee poop!

Dude 2: Wow what a great idea!

by themangofmeng July 4, 2014

Coffee and Donuts

Slang term for marijuana, usually when used in the context of a location. Rarely used to refer to the substance itself, rather the act of consuming. Applicable for every variation of consumption, including smoke and edibles. It is also common to refer to the location as "the lounge".

"Hey man you wanna go grab some Cofee and Donuts in the lounge? I just had a really stressful exam."
"Have you guys been having Coffee and Donuts in here? it danks"

by Coffee+Donuts March 26, 2017

Coffee meets bagel

Slang term for a NYC sex party.

Jen do you want to go to the next coffee meets bagel?

by Mrwolf666 January 16, 2019

sipping coffee

The act of performing oral sex on the anus while the receiver has a bad case of diarrhea.

My boyfriend surprised me and I ended up sipping coffee last night

by Retsamemag333 August 25, 2017

Coffee Grinder

when a man sits on a woman's face and places his anus on the woman's nose and then proceeds to spin around the face making bits and pieces of fecal matter falling off of the anus landing on the woman's face

Guy 1: Dude, last night I was at this party and totally throwed and decided it would funny to spin around on my ass while sitting on some passed out chicks face!

Guy 2: Dude! That's called a coffee grinder, and that's so damn gross!

by TimmyKelso January 11, 2010

Coffee Cock

Spilling any liquid; primarily coffee, wine, or cranberry juice on your lap or lap area, resulting in sticky genitals and shoes.

"I was driving to work with a mug full of coffee in my hands, I slammed on the breaks and spilled it all over me. A total Coffee Cock!

by BuzzTxt November 13, 2009