Coffee Poop

The act of drinking coffee while dumping. Right when you wake up is the preferred time for this.

Dude 1: Hey bro I made you coffee!
Dude 2: Oh thanks, I'll drink it after I take my morning dump.
Dude 1: Yo just take it in with you for a coffee poop!

Dude 2: Wow what a great idea!

by themangofmeng July 04, 2014