Pina Colostomy

Diahrea after a night of drinking.

Dude 1:Man, what a night huh?

Dude 2:Yeah, what did you drink?

Dude 1:I don't know but I ended up with a Pina Colostomy.

Dude 2:Umbrella too?

Dude 1:No good bro, no good.

by Fourustwentius January 1, 2009

coal creek Colorado

redneck town where every one drives trucks or old cars the water fall best place to chill great place for old rednecks with no life or job

coal creek colorado is like many other redneck town mom and paps only store for miles

by crazy redneck kid February 26, 2011

Colossal

Used to describe a series of calamitous events that occur over a short period of time, that are either intrinsically linked, completely random, or fall somewhere in the middle.

Joey: Dude you won't believe what has just fuckin' happened to me over the last week!

Bret: What?

Joey: Well on Monday I got fuckin' burgled by pikey's. On Wednesday I wrote my car off. On Saturday my missus split with me cos I go no fuckin' money or car anymore. Then to top it off this morning I slipped up fell in some fuckin' douche!

Bret: Fuck man! Thats fuckin' colossal!

by Steeman February 14, 2006

Coloring Book

The act of ramming your dick so hard and fast into a woman, she begins to bleed. This is when you remove your cock, and begin drawing on her crying face.

Yeah, I drew a picture of a Giraffe on Becky's tear-filled face.

by Kojack December 15, 2003

Colorado

A bad place with nothing to do, unless your a druggie

This place sucks, yeah it must be Colorado

by CJ1600 March 31, 2010

colorado

place where absolutely nothing exciting ever occurs, besides the stock show, cow tipping, and skiing/snowboarding in the winter. none of which are that cool anyway.

person #1: Where are you from?
person #2: Colorado
person #1: that sucks

by iamextremelybored January 2, 2007

color guard

the people in JROTC the hold the flags in the ugly little harnesses.

commander: present colors!

color guard: *picks up flag and puts it in harness*

by fergalicious November 18, 2006