Methodist College 

Methodist College is a private institution that is located in Fayetteville, NC. The student body primarily consists of extremely disfigured women and alcoholic golfers who drink heavily just to blur the memories of sleeping with them. While students who live on-campus suffer from a strictly enforced "no-alcohol policy", off-campus students at Heather Ridge Apartments enjoy the freedom of vandalizing and littering the complex with Beast Ice cans and King Cobra 40's. The HR residents also like to enjoy late night swimming, sausage fests, and 3 AM trips to Wafflehouse to admire the local crackheads. Even though Methodist College accumulates a ridiculous amount of revenue off tuition (3rd most expensive college in North Carolina), most would fail to recognize where this tuition money is utilized. Surely it isn't all spent on the burnt out "community college level" faculty. The money is obviously spent elsewhere because The Methodist College "Security" Force relies heavily on making money by giving students parking tickets for parking in an inappropriate fashion or driving 1.75 miles over the speed limit. Perhaps the most suitable conclusion for this definition would be the Methodist College Alma Mater. "Methodist College, where the men are men, and the women are too."

drunken PGMers
undesirable women
... and Grant Guinivan

Methodist College by Bart April 14, 2005

Rollins College 

Rollins College is a small Liberal Arts college in Winter Park, Florida. On a beautiful lake with smokin' laddies in Beemers. Number three in Playboy 2002, a highly disputed ranking for number one. Cocktails by the pool with girls in bikinis.

See: Playboy, SI Swimsuit Issue, Animal House, Rollins College

Rollins College by Will Johncock September 5, 2008

Northside College Prep 

A place consisting mostly of nerds: true. But, if you are funky enough and have enough balls to be smart and a fuck up at the same time, then no worries. NCP's finest students can't be found getting rimjobs by teachers in math class, nor will you find them jamming books up each others asses in the library; instead, look for the top students to be taking a refreshing nature walk by the river, or stinking up the bathroom stalls. At NCP it's not all about the ACT and the SAT, what it really comes down to is the FNS. Whether you're a Friendly Neighborhood Stoner or just a plain old Funky Northside Student, you know how we do.

Dude you go to Northside College Prep? Damn you can fuck around now AND go to a good ass college later, you're totally set.

Northside College Prep by F.N.S. June 22, 2010

Brown College 

Objectively the best residential college at Rice.
Better than Jones.

BSWB

Brown shit we're bad. - Brown College cheer

Brown College by hipsterthe December 1, 2010

Salem College 

If you were to picture a quintessential Southern campus, Salem College would be it. The oldest women's institution in the nation boasts not only its history and beauty, but also its student body of smart, independent women that work hard and play harder. Unlike other all-women schools, Salem balances brains with beauty--- and has a healthy dose of both. So if you want a Southern girl whose daddy has money but who doesn't feel the need to broadcast it by wearing Lily Pulitzer and Lacoste all the time, come to Salem. You can rest assure that these girls have more important things to worry about than who can dress the cutest. After all, Hollins, Sweet Briar, Meredith, Peace, and RMWC girls will work for them one day...Vera Bradleys and all.

Sassy Southern Sister

Salem College by yall42 November 8, 2004

Siena College

Small, Catholic (Franciscan), liberal arts college located in Loudonville, NY, which is just outside of the state capital, Albany. It has a beautiful campus with lots of nice outdoor space provided by the quads. Most of the students are from the northeast, particularly the Capital District, Long Island (Lawn Guyland), or Connecticut. For the most part, the students are kind and laid back. They are generally very hardworking, but like to party by the same token. Great example of a work hard, play hard school.

If you want to have a great college experience, come to Siena college!

Siena College by ManILoveCollege April 27, 2009

Utica College 

One of the worst college institutions in New York. Every team sucks except Women's basketball and sometimes Men's Hockey. Half the population is African-American, the other half is too scared to leave their rooms. 39% of the girls are lesbian, 89% of whats left are ugly. The weather blows, the financial aid sucks, the town it's located in is dead and gone. The Most fun thing to do is 20 minutes away at club Lava. Some Utica clubs are cool too, when they stay open. That is, if you like drugs, illegal operations, guns, knives, and deaths. Sometimes the grass is green, that's a plus. The dorms look like an insane asylum, and someone out of third grade could get accepted here.

5th grader: Mommy, well i ever go to college?

Mom: Don't worry son, there's always Utica College.

5th Grader: Can I play football there?

Mom: anyone with eyes and 2 legs can. You're all set!

Utica College by getmeoutofhereeeee May 7, 2010