chinkster

very similar to wigger or wangster (usually used for a white person trying to act black but can be used for any race - including preppy black people) except directed at chinese people. there are some ignorant people that use chinkster for other asian races when the correct word would be wangster or wigger.

person : hey edward, wat's up?

edward: nun much homie, wat you been doin gangsta?

person : shut up edward. you're such a chinkster.

by katie for curry June 16, 2006

chinese rapist

When you pull a sinister face that looks like a sexually frustrated member of the asian community.

"Look at Settle on that photo, he looks like a chinese rapist!"

by Jacobin_ February 1, 2008

chinese matrix

ol school cinematography kung-fu ass kicking, flying mofuggin crazy chink style stunts.

watch Jet Li shiet man...

by Jay A April 20, 2005

chinese gold farmer

Originating from World of Warcraft. A Chinese gold farmer power levels their character to 60 (or highest level depending if you read this after expansions). Then this character runs instances or certain sections of Kalimdor and the Eastern Kingdoms. They kill and gather anything to make a profit. Their goal is to obtain a steady flow of cash; produce things to sell at the Auction House like a farmer would a crop to market hence classifying them as farmers. A guild known as PK Wang was notorious for this; this could explain the Chinese addition to the term "Chinese Gold Farmer" since the word Wang has been used as a Chinese name for fictional characters such as "Wang Chung". Chinese gold farmers also spend a great deal of time in Orgimmar or Stormwind City spamming their items over and over again.

Farmer yells: “WTS Magister's gloves, Devout Bracers, Flawless Arcanite Rifle, Arcanite Reaper and Heartseeker PST with offers!!"

Player whispers to farmer: Hey man wanna go pvp?

Farmer yells: "Also Arcanite bars x40, Thorium bars x80, runecloth x40,mooncloth x10 and Glowing Brightwood staff"

Farmer whispers: hmmm... I could so sell weapons in there; I would make a killing off potions!

Player: Damn Chinese gold farmers...

by Member of the Horde July 20, 2008

chinese breakfast

going down on a girl in the morning

guy 1 "dude where were you this morning?? everyone was waiting for you"

guy 2 "my bad. i woke up at her place and was totally enjoying a chinese breakfast. you know how long that can take."

by sperrysnosocks May 3, 2010

chink fighting

Any martial arts deriving from Asia

Asian 1 " Just leave me alone!"

Group of rednecks " Not until you open your eyes like a normal person!"

Asian 1 "Please I don't want any trouble"

Rednecks "Well you got some" (Redneck Punches)\

(Asian blocks, and round kicks him, knocking him out cold)

Redneck 1 "Shit! Crazy bitch knows chink fighting!"

Redneck 2 " I'm going back to the pickup truck!"

by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011

Chicksand

The feeling of utter helplessness due to being in a relationship with a woman that is so overbearing and controling that you have no control over your life. Also known as a 'pussy'.

Bryon: Dude. I can't watch the game with you today. Hilda wants me to go pottery shopping with her.

Bill: But it's the playoffs!

Bryon: Sorry dude. We are also going to the Farmer's Market.

Bill: You are stuck in chicksand .. bye bye

by diegodiegodiego May 7, 2011