Captain Crunch

He is a gay dumb ass captain that loves to crunch. Also a cereal name

Captain crunch is a snacc.

by Physco trash paper thin crispy July 1, 2018

captain hook

a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.

looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.

by joe blow November 12, 2002

captain stubing

Tea bagging with shaved balls.

Your shaved balls rubbing all over my face, now that's a captain stubing!

by Big Time Jimmy January 14, 2007

Captain Awesome

Basicly, me I am Captain Awesome. I reign supreme over all awesome, awesomeness, and anything to do with awesome. I am the one and only , the original, many have atempted to copy, none have succeeded.

go to:
captainawesome1.tripod.com

Spencer: Dude, how in the hell did you get mud on the roof of your truck?

Captain Awesome: I am Captain Awesome, thats how.

by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

Captain Sav-a-hoe

Someone trying to get someone else out of a jam or tough situation.

He came runnin up in here pushin the robber down on the ground like he was captian sav-a-hoe

by 1~Renae~ August 14, 2005

captain corndog

the elite member of the legendary, renowned corndog clan. The clan is a traveling guild of thieves out to plunder for riches and corndogs. They immobilize their victims by gappling the victim's shoulders from behind, laughing, and thrusting their knee into the victims anus.(similar to a rhino hump)Captain Cordog is a master of the corndogged arts of judo. he is an unbeatable assasin and a deadly force to be reckoned with. AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Corndog just took out 8 butt goblins!

by larker May 3, 2007

Captain Butterkins

An awesomee person who is loved by many,especially me, older and male but called the baby sister by me cause were awesomee :) Happy birthday Captain Butterkinss :)wuv youuuuuuuuuu wots <3 x have a good day big man ;)wee sis :Dxxxxxx

omg did you see that guy :O yup hes my captain butterkins :)

by NinjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaPenguin May 5, 2010