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Staff Captain

A rank in halo 3, usually lower than others.

Also an insult, since Staff is a synonym for penis.
Guy 1- lulz u suck
Guy 2- stop being such a staff captain
by Todahokji October 10, 2008
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Captain Cook

James Cook was born on 27 October 1728 at Marton-in-Cleveland. His father, originally from Scotland, was also called James and married Grace Pace from Cleveland. Their family numbered eight children, though several died young. When James was still a child, his father moved to Great Ayton, a few miles away near the Cleveland Hills, and became the foreman on Aireyholme Farm.

Here he received the rudiments of education at the village school and assisted his father on the farm. In 1745, he began work in a grocer's shop at Staithes, a fishing village only a short distance from the busy port of Whitby.

After eighteen months, he determined to go to sea, and was introduced to the Walker family. John Walker and his brother Henry were Quaker ship owners engaged in the coal trade between the North-East and London.

The Quakers, or Society of Friends, were upright, hospitable people and known for their simplicity of manners and public spirit.

As the Elders of the Whitby Quakers advised them: "Be temperate and sober. Avoid all Pride and Affectation. Let your Moderation and Prudence appear to all men in speech and communication, in habit and furniture".

The young Cook could not have come to a better environment. The Walkers' ships were workaday 'cats' trading to London and across the North Sea. It was on the 'Freelove' in February 1747, carrying a cargo of coal to London, that Cook was introduced to the life of a sailor.
Captain Cook was simply the greatest sailoor of all times.
by Bon Bon January 3, 2004
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captain pants

1:PN: the great warrior who defended the tortillas from the communist in 1989. Also known for his gift of pants to the eskimos in 1972.
2:N: A man who defends starch products from left wing nut jobs. Must love pants.
by Bob Awesome June 30, 2005
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Captain America

To invert one's hands over the eyes to form a mock mask. Done while fucking a woman doggy style. An exclusive club you join in using this maneuuver. The move was originally created by Rat Boy.
Bro I pulled off the captain america last night, it was breath-taking
by macdad April 3, 2003
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captain planet

When wearing a pair of underwear for a second or more times, alternative to commando. Captain Planet referring to the old television show of a super hero whose super power was recycling. The underwear may or may not be inside out.
It has been a while since I've done laundry, I'll have to go captain planet.
by Marty Mt.Dew March 6, 2008
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the captain morgan

having sex with a bitch on the rag and then pulling out and smacking it on her upper lip and chin thus leaving a red moustache similar to that on a captain morgan liquor bottle.
steve gave p-diddy the captain morgan, and he loved it
by browneye July 28, 2003
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captain teabag

A guy who goes around giving anyone in his way a flying teabag, like from the movie Master of the Flying Guillotine.
Man, Did you see Woodrow give that guy a flying teabag?
by Tom Swift April 7, 2005
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