candycapped

Using two large lawn decoration candy canes to pretend you're handicapped, usually around Christmas time.

Little johnny slipped on the icy sidewalk by the lawn ornaments and became candycapped, much to the amusement of his friends.

by DoublePlusGood November 26, 2006

Candy

(noun) (Can-dee) A voluptuous woman with curves like Shakira, breasts like Scarlet Johansson, ass like J-Lo's, and a face like Megan Fox's. This woman can get any man/woman she wants and she knows it. When she walks into a room, wives check to see if their husbands are looking.

John: I'm going to have Candy in my bed tonight.
Andrew: You lucky bastard, make sure to call the dentist!
John: Oh yeah, she will open wide.

by Havannah January 14, 2014

Candy Ass

A spineless, indecisive sissy courted by democrats with the promise of entitlements and hate crime legislation. The group of candy asses includes prancing poofters, mama's boys, pantywaists, mush wimps, guys who drive chick cars, and residents of Berkeley, California.

That William sure is a Candy Ass. He is so spineless, he wants the government to wipe his nose and be responsible for his failures.

by Tuna Wanda June 5, 2005

ghetto candy

The cheap, nasty candy left in the bottom of your trick or treat bag that you just can't stand to eat, but won't throw out because it's candy. If you have a choice between this candy and drinking pancake syrup for a sugar hit, you'd pick the syrup.

Alternatively, the cheap, nasty candy left in the bottom of the communal work candy dish, left there for the same reason.

Worker One: "Ugh! There's nothing in the candy dish but ghetto candy! I'd rather eat sugar cubes!"

Worker Two: "Shut up! You ate all the good stuff; now it's your turn to buy some real candy!"

Worker One: (grabbing the sugar cubes) "Munch munch munch)

by pellygirl August 27, 2012

nub nub candy

On the Battlefield 2 Scene refering to a friendly claymore/mine when a nub runs over it

nub: WTF *insta-punish*
you: OMFG WTF did you go for the nub nub candy?

by Dodoextinct May 23, 2006

Caddying

Caddying is the term used to describe someone who carries a bag around a golf course for some rich wanker. It is not a real job,although some people seem to think it is.

caddying is gay

by lolcom November 27, 2011

candy cream

male semen and or ejaculation.

Brittney Leah Baker likes candy cream.

by Rachel12532 June 18, 2008