Animal Crossing

A game for zoophiles to play when they are bored

I miss my dog, time to play Animal Crossing!

by JohnathonRitchardson November 26, 2024

chocolate hot cross bun

When semen covers fecal matter post defexation post anal coitus.

She told me she had to shit during climax. So I said "just shit" resulting in a chocolate hot cross bun.

by Rabbit hunter February 1, 2018

Rainie Cross

A prostitute / druggie / criminal in the british soap eastenders. Her mother is Cora Cross, and she has a sister Called TAnya.

She did a good ol rainie cross there
yeah, her poor parents

by fxchcxnttxts April 16, 2020

Cross.

Seggsy rethorical dominator who is known as Slavic Seggsking.

PS: rethorical > rhetorical

You are CrossSlavic Seggsking. Aren't u?
Damn that guy is such a Cross.

by WhatYouLookingAtFam March 4, 2021

I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

cross-pimping

When someone wears two separate brands of the same type of thing.

"Man how are you going to be cross-pimping like that, wearing Nike shoes with adidas socks"

by Downsouthpimp April 5, 2016

The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 3, 2021