coffee is for closers only

you don’t rest until you close the deal

"Hey, where are you going? Coffee is for closers only. You should finish your shift"

by Seedosan May 19, 2014

cosette

A french name . Originated from the play Cosette. Cosette's are beautiful and well spoken.

That girl was such a hoe.
But she thought she was a Cosette.

by coco87453 March 23, 2008

closetture

random furniture that doubles as closet space; most often a chair or desk that fresh (or worn clothes) are piled, hung or tossed on to.

"i've replaced my floordrobe with a 5-piece closetture"

by pennz August 4, 2007

Closed Door Policy

1 Slang in a corporate environment where feedback and open communication from cubicle monkeys is strongly discouraged. Opposite of Open Door Policy.

2 Sarcastic term used to mock an organization's Open Door Policy double speak, when their Open Door Policy is just meaningless tripe and lip service.

I thought of a great way to save the company some money, but our manager's Closed Door Policy ensures that will never happen... she thinks ideas from the cubicle farm are a waste of her precious time. I feel like such a tool.

by Security Wonk August 13, 2008

Close the door upwards

Another, more polite way to say shut up.

"I can say whatever I want. Why don't you close the door upwards!"

by zark5 April 16, 2009

Clostridium botulinum

A deadly bacterium. Has the ability to form endospores when exposed to harsh environments. A telltale sign of these little buggers are bulged bottoms of canned goods. The toxin it produces can cause death within a day.

Person 1: Dude, wanna eat some Spam? I'll open a can for you.

Person 2: Hey bro, don't open that. The bottom's bulged.

Person 2: So? What does that mean?

Person 1: Bro, that thing's infested with Clostridium botulinum.

*throws Spam in trash bin*

by Power User 9000 May 31, 2010

Closeyism

A well known phrase or saying which is accidentally mis-quoted (fairly close to the original) with comedy consequences.

Examples of Closeyisms:

I feel as rough as the hills!

Wow, you really bit the nail on the head.

I'll go fetch the porno, it's up the apples and stairs.

by Famous Jim June 3, 2013