An increase of people contracting Chlamydia at Christmas due to an influx of lonely souls fornicating around the holidays.
"Dude, you should totally abstain from hooking up at the office Christmas party; You don't want to be part of the Chlamydophila Christmas Cluster!"
by sjd76 December 25, 2013
Get the Chlamydophila Christmas Clustermug. by Bitch 599 April 22, 2018
Get the Italian christmas donkeymug. When a female/male is blowing two dudes at the same time. When the two dudes are about to ejaculate she sticks the penises up her nose and the jizz goes up her nose and into her throat, therefor causing her to puke up a cum/snot throwup which is then used as lubricant for the two guys to double penetrate her in the ASS.
Eh yo son we totally just gave dat bitch a crispy christmas shower,.. Bitch likes dat grotti tasteful christmas shower shiat.
by RICHIEJACKSONWARRIORS June 12, 2012
Get the Crispy Christmas Showermug. by cxmdyn March 15, 2022
Get the sev and their gf on christmasmug. A Rich and unctuous pudding made with winter dry fruit soaked in spiced rum, topped with brandy caramel sauce and Madagascar Vanilla creme chantilly and.. Love
by ShadyJman November 26, 2021
Get the Lamara Christmas Puddingmug. The night before Christmas, the second most exciting time of the year.
This is the time where paren- er...I mean, Santa delivers the gifts to the children in the Christmas tree.
This is the time where paren- er...I mean, Santa delivers the gifts to the children in the Christmas tree.
by Sippy December 23, 2019
Get the Christmas Eve Nightmug. When you finish jacking off and the cum soars up into the air and land on your pubes and have it hang there like snow on a Christmas tree.
-Yo I just bust a nut and I've got a white Christmas tree.
-At least you dont have any dingleberries.
-At least you dont have any dingleberries.
by The dick duo May 5, 2018
Get the white christmas treemug.