When you buy Canadian maple syrup and pour it all over your balls before you go to sleep on Christmas eve, as we all know elves love maple syrup, so while you're sleeping tiny elves smell the sweet maple syrup and climb into your bed and sensually lick the syrup off your balls.By FAR the best Christmas gift I've ever recieved
by pimpmasterG December 08, 2014
Lastnnight doninic gave me an italian christmas donkey
by Bitch 599 December 26, 2017
A girl/guy at your office that will be the target for affection for a drunken rondevous after the Christmas party
Steve: you see that , I think she works on 9.
John: that looks like a Christmas Party takedown right there.
John: that looks like a Christmas Party takedown right there.
by phon3guy September 28, 2015
An increase of people contracting Chlamydia at Christmas due to an influx of lonely souls fornicating around the holidays.
"Dude, you should totally abstain from hooking up at the office Christmas party; You don't want to be part of the Chlamydophila Christmas Cluster!"
by sjd76 December 25, 2013
The night before Christmas, the second most exciting time of the year.
This is the time where paren- er...I mean, Santa delivers the gifts to the children in the Christmas tree.
This is the time where paren- er...I mean, Santa delivers the gifts to the children in the Christmas tree.
by Sippy December 24, 2019
When a female/male is blowing two dudes at the same time. When the two dudes are about to ejaculate she sticks the penises up her nose and the jizz goes up her nose and into her throat, therefor causing her to puke up a cum/snot throwup which is then used as lubricant for the two guys to double penetrate her in the ASS.
Eh yo son we totally just gave dat bitch a crispy christmas shower,.. Bitch likes dat grotti tasteful christmas shower shiat.
by RICHIEJACKSONWARRIORS March 05, 2012
by Boomer.B November 03, 2019