a Kirby Christmas

When unwanted Niggas show up at your house to welch.

Who are those NIGGAS over there eating my birthday cake, what the fuck is this a Kirby Christmas.

by Gypsy Son October 11, 2011

fucking around the christmas tree

Taking too long to do something.

We were getting ready to go to the pub but johnno was fucking around the christmas tree doing his hair..

by TAMZANARIAN April 24, 2016

Jigaboo Christmas

When a KFC opens in a prominently black neighborhood

Kenny: Yo Tyrone i jus got my welfare check

Tyrone: Watcha gonna buy?

Kenny: Well it's Jigaboo Christmas down here, so Ima pick me and my baby mamma up a 6 piece wing and a bucket son.

by MCGLide May 15, 2007

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

A movie that is amazing. A classic holiday movie, appropriate for children 12+. Made in the 80s.

Oh my gosh, it finally feels like Christmas. I just watched the funniest Christmas movie EVER, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

by Awesome Possum99 December 13, 2010

War on Christmas

'''War on christmas''' is a bullshit theory made up by rednecks after they realized minorities were comfortable with saying "happy holidays" the same people who believe in W.O.C say that liberals get offended when someone says "merry christmas" when the ironic thing is the same people get offended when someone dosen't say "merry christmas"

Person with a brain:Happy Holidays
Dumbass:SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS, STOP THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS
Person with a brain:would you like it if a jew told you to have a happy hannukah
Dumbass:SHUT UP COMMIE

Person with a brain:Have a happy early ramadan
Dumbass:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by SmartEpic2020 December 25, 2020

the nightmare before christmas

Pretty much the best movie ever created.
Stop-motion. claymation. all around perfect.
great music by Danny Elfman.
Directed and created by Tim Burton.

The Nightmare Before Christmas will always be #1 on my list.

by Real Life Ragdoll May 12, 2006

Jewish Christmas

Hitting a Chinese restaurant and going to the movies because they're the only places open on Christmas.

Christmas is expensive. Jewish Christmas costs less than twenty bucks per head and you're not stuck with crappy gifts.

by the_cursor November 16, 2006