when a man riding a moose wraps his skin flute in ham (aka canadian bacon) and flaunts it in front of a brigade of canadian mounties while simultaneously pleasuring celine dion (a canadian) with a hockey stick covered in maple leaves
guy #1: how'd things go last night with Trish?
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.
by STL Dark Knight February 05, 2010
When a woman fucks herself on a mounted moose head while the man pees into the Stanley Cup. The man then pours his urine into the woman's gaping cum hole, she then squirts his urine into the air where it promptly freezes into an icicle popsicle (because it's so fucking cold out). The man and woman then happily slurp on the pee pop while getting maple leaf tattoos on their asses.
Stephen Colbert condones Canada's history!
by ssdmes February 05, 2010
A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup, the hardest part of which is fitting everything in.
by Beaver16 February 05, 2010
by Colbert's Wordsmith February 05, 2010
"What are you doing your report on?"
"Canada's History!"
"Wow, that must be interesting!"
"No! They don't do shit!"
"Canada's History!"
"Wow, that must be interesting!"
"No! They don't do shit!"
by TheDictionary11 February 05, 2010
Involving moose Antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup, this is a sex act so depraved it cannot be described on basic cable.
"My asshole's glued shut. I think we did it wrong."
"We shouldn't 'a done that Canada's History, eh?"
"We shouldn't 'a done that Canada's History, eh?"
by CanadianDeviant February 05, 2010
The act of skullfucking a Canadian chick after having her shit all over your dick from you fucking her in the ass resulting in her vomiting the gallon of cum that she swallowed from the gangbang she just received 10 minutes before, thereafter taking your cum, vomit, and shit covered dick and sticking it in her pussy.
by sagedismal February 05, 2010