When a man takes a hockey puck, raptor and syrup bottle and inserts it in his illegal american mistress' vagina, also his penis.
by 28403 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When a woman fucks herself on a mounted moose head while the man pees into the Stanley Cup. The man then pours his urine into the woman's gaping cum hole, she then squirts his urine into the air where it promptly freezes into an icicle popsicle (because it's so fucking cold out). The man and woman then happily slurp on the pee pop while getting maple leaf tattoos on their asses.
Stephen Colbert condones Canada's history!
by ssdmes February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. a sex act so depraved it can't be described on TV -- not even basic cable! It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
by mswyrr February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. by abaum February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by n0divisi0n February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. To be given a television show by a mediocre comedian and a corrupt national broadcasting corporation, only to have it taken away seven months later.
by Your Brother's Kid February 7, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canadian: Canada's history is full of inspiring stories.
American: NO, you exist because America needed to keep the sun out of its eyes.
American: NO, you exist because America needed to keep the sun out of its eyes.
by Ethan bo bethan February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.