Cactus

A racial slur for a Mexican who is being a dick

At a bar:
Girl: You think you can get me drink?

Guy: I can't! The guy at the counter's not letting me! He's such a Cactus!

by MCRainbowSupernova8196 December 29, 2019

Prickly Pear Cactus

When a guy shaves his pubes and lets it grow out until it reaches 5 o'clock shadow. Shortly after, get a blow job from a chick and before you're about to bust grab the back of her head and rub her face all over your prickly pubes. The result is a rug burned faced with jizz dripping from her nostrils and mouth.

I brought that a bitch prickly pear cactus as a house warming gift.

by Zebrarez October 16, 2014

Cacked

To be incredibly drunk or to drink an excess amount of alcohol

I got cacked off of that thirty rack last night

by Blazed Joker July 26, 2009

Cacti-sac

When a guy who regurally shaves his balls stops. The hairs start growing back and his balls look like a spikey cactus plant.

Brian has a bad case of cacti-sac, he hasn't shaved his balls for a week. I gave him a blowjob and now I look like I fell and scraped my chin.

by Efree September 27, 2006

cackler

The act of laughing loudly and being a dumbass about it. It hurts your ears and makes you curl up into the fetal position asking for your mother.

Cacklers cackle make me squirm

by Courtney Cser June 22, 2007

cactus crusher

An offensive word used to name Mexican people. Derived from incidents where illegal immigrants accidentaly land on cactus as the jump the border.

That cactus crusher smells like beans.

by doooz August 19, 2008

cactipus

A vagina that was shaved, but has been allowed to grow stubble for a few days creating a surface similar to the needles of a cactus.

Man, my face is raw after eating that cactipus last night.

by montucky May 11, 2010