Goatse Burn

Goatse burn occurs after you take a Number 2, but you've been holding it in for 2-3 days because it's so big.

When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.

Tom: Hey man, remember that turd I've been holding in for a week?

Bill: Yeah??

Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.

Bill: Dang.

by M&M_Slim_Shady June 18, 2013

Pine Burn

When having intercourse in a tree,bush, or forest. A pinecone gets inbetween the man and woman and causes a a verry bad burn to the genitals.

"Hey Tom do you want a blowjob?"
"No sally my shaft still has Pine Burn after fucking in the woods."

by riiiiick September 5, 2016

people burning

A fucked up way to say "Smoking Weed"

Guy 1: Hey man, you like people burning?

Guy 2: Hell yeah man, I'm a total pot head.

by ALegit March 31, 2017

cheese burn

The burning result of hot melted cheese falling on your hands, tongue or any part of your body.

He’s been wearing mittens since 1993 to hide the wounds that cheese burn did to his hands when he was handling a hot quesadilla.

by Moyao September 6, 2022

melissa burns

I very beautiful young lady who is very loyal.Melissa cares about her friends she is the most trustworthy person ever she is most likely to be the heather of the group.Melissa burns is perfect in every single way.She is loved by many people and is 100% the purest soul ever. Melissa can make everyone smile on a rainy day she is basically Aphrodite.

Melissa Burns is the best

by Ugly_Bitch2.0 December 6, 2020

Burning the film

1. to embarrass oneself in public, especially to the opposite sex.

You guys just missed Johnny burning the film with that cheerleader

by Jester Cheetah December 23, 2009

thot burn

A sunburn on your legs after wearing ripped jeans in the summer

"Omg Stacy, check out Jessica's thot burn!"

by Frizzery November 18, 2017