Country Bumpkin 

Not to be confused with all southerns, a country bumpkin is a shameless motherfucker. Typically from the North Georgia mountain area, whose only concern is their last pack of eagle 20s cigarettes and whatever discount they can get at the local Chinese buffet. They work at Walmart, they shop at Walmart, and they smell of Walmart

Some country bumpkin almost ran me the fuck over in their sea foam green Chevy pickup truck

Country Bumpkin by yaboiclarence September 29, 2019

blumkin cornea transplant con feces 

while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.

plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.

blumkin cornea transplant con feces by bctcf666 December 28, 2007

Reverse Blumkin 

When a girl is taking a dump and giving a guy a blow job

I walked in on my girlfriend taking a dump and she just gave me a reverse blumpkin

Reverse Blumkin by cumstein21 February 12, 2005

blumpkins 

giving a blowjob to someone while they are deficating

guy- give me blumpkins now BITCH!

crackwhore- as long as i get paid for this shit....

blumpkins by teh poof June 13, 2005

blumkin 

Giving someone head while they are taking a dump on the toilet

She gave me a blumkin

blumkin by Bigboy Jon May 10, 2008

blumpkinexting 

sexting + shexting = blumpkinexting

texting while taking a shit while getting head

you dumb fucker, i can't come over now, i was fucking blumpkinexting you so give me a god damn few minutes

blumpkinexting by righteous turd bro October 17, 2010

Gluten-Free Blumpkins 

The act of receiving a blumpkin while eating gluten-free yogurt.

My girl made me go on a diet so I can only receive gluten-free blumpkins.

Since I’ve started my diet, I’ve lost 10 pounds off of gluten-free blumpkins.

Gluten-Free Blumpkins by No names, just doing the deed October 14, 2019