When your in a sauna having sex but it's freezing outside and just before you finish on her face you scream "Freshly Baked Batch! cuming up" and you splurge on her face then walk outside into the cold and you see the semen steaming on her face.
When I came on that bitches face in the sauna it was so cold we walked outside into gave her a Freshly Baked Batch!
by NigNut98 May 30, 2025
Get the Freshly Baked Batch! mug.The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.
Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"
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When you cum inside a woman and then shortly after she squirts, expelling all the man’s cum as well as her own.
I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and after I finished inside her she continued to play with herself until she gave me a twice baked potato.
by EdwardJizzmHands October 19, 2025
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Get the toilet Bowl-Beaked Bird mug.I was so horny and wanted to get beaked so when My boyfriend came home he beaked me until his nose turned blue.😂
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